a very kind and generous person, yet DO NOT close the line with her, she will beat the fuck out of you. She is an amazing person to be friends with, she is so strong but hiding little sensitivity, she can relate to you more than anyone. Almost all the time Haya Al Marri like to be responsible about everything (bossy) especially when joined forces with Yazooy Al Marri.
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Woke up this morning next to the ol lady and gave her the old Quaker’s Marriage. Had her screaming Daddy’s name at the top of her lungs.
by Cigarcop October 19, 2022
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by Dented cat January 12, 2023
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Person A: So your homophobic and transphobic aunt is mad at you for marrying a girl even though she believes you are still a man?
Person B: Yeah, I've got a Schrödinger's marriage situation going on.
Person B: Yeah, I've got a Schrödinger's marriage situation going on.
by Mr.Hangover July 5, 2023
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3. Another issue the Theocratic Right uses to hold down anyone who expresses their sexuality in a manner they disapprove of (see bisexuality, homosexuality, polyamory, etcetera).
4. Another issue the Theocratic Right uses to distract the American Public from what's really going on.
2. The legalised cuckolding of men.
3. Another issue the Theocratic Right uses to hold down anyone who expresses their sexuality in a manner they disapprove of (see bisexuality, homosexuality, polyamory, etcetera).
4. Another issue the Theocratic Right uses to distract the American Public from what's really going on.
Preacher: "Do you, Mary, promise to love and obey John?"
Mary: "I do."
Preacher: "And do you, John, promise to love and not lust after Mary?"
John: "I do."
Mary: "I do."
Preacher: "And do you, John, promise to love and not lust after Mary?"
John: "I do."
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Why doesn't anybody realize that the US government administering any type of marriage, (be it gay marriage or not) a traditionally *religious* institution, violates separation of church and state?
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