Review to a kill

When the marketing department of a company decides to surreptitiously post a glowing review on a review section online to increase the star rating of their business. The term is only applicable when key phrases and management speak are used in the prose to highlight it wasn't written by a person in the real world and makes it glaringly obvious it is a desperate attempt to curry favour. More often than not this will be diametrically opposed to all the other reviews which have been ultra critical

Have you seen that one positive review of Love Actually
Yes it is the only one on there. This is blatantly written by Richard Curtis for the decade anniversary. No one will see through that
Yes what a review to a kill

by wilbur smith February 16, 2013

Conversational Kills

A word or sentence that instantly kills any conversation.

John: "Oh hi! How are the kids?"
Susan: "I ate them."

Carl: "Have you seen Susan lately?"
John: "No, her conversational kills freak me out."

by TheRealLegend27#nostealplz December 23, 2016

group kill

An occurence amongst two or more entities, resulting in one or more of said entities destroying the other(s).

All the police officers used less than lethal alternatives to detain the suspect(s), instead of the squad participating in (a) group kill.

by PublicDefender77 January 12, 2016

kill farmer

One who plays a kill-objective based game that, instead of fighting enemies, waits while others weaken them before rushing in and claiming the kill prize with no effort.

OMG! I was just about to kill that level 1000 dragon and rankup but a kill farmer came in at the last second and got it!

by tpnoll February 5, 2016

Snape Kill

To kill someone you don’t want to in order to prove your loyalty to your dark overlord.

Kylo Ren Snape Killed Han Solo.

by GTLive151515 November 17, 2019

kill mii

when youre playing the wii with mii and you tell mii to kill mii

Youu: Thiss wii iss funn, rightt mii
Mii: Quod est error humani generis, omnis homo est deus factus in uitiosam colit imaginem, quam fecit deus in hominibus et homines occidit.
Youu: Kill mii

by danny despavito December 5, 2019

Mr. Kill

Noun.

Someone who can take out an entire gang of people in 5 minutes or less. Their weapon of choice is usually a gun or any edged weapon.
Female Mr. Kills are known as Mrs. Kill or Ms. Kill

Some famous Mr. Kills are:

Rich Evans
Chuck Norris
Rick Moranis with a gun
John Rambo
Doom Guy (also known as the Doom Slayer)

Guy 1: Dude! I just wiped out a battalion of Somali Pirates!

Guy 2: Dude, you've just achieved the status of Mr. Kill.

by HorseJerky1776 December 10, 2019