R. Kelly 

An rnb performer of the whikkety whack macdaddy paddy whack era. Well known for his bedroom and backstage antics with the young ladies.

He my daddy. R. Kelly tweats me good. Weal good. When I am a naughty girl he give me spanks. He teach me to be good girl. Weal good girl

R. Kelly by Itoldyadontfuckwitme January 5, 2019

R. Kelly 

R. Kelly is an R&B rapper who is a pedophile and rapes underage girls.

R. Kelly is used in a joke told to an person that is underage (can be told to person over consent but the joke wouldn’t be as funny) because he raped underage girls or told to a person who does very weird stuff.

“R. Kelly is gonna come get you”
“R. Kelly is waiting for you downstairs”
Told to an underage person

*Does something real weird*
“Bruh you like R. Kelly get away from me”

R. Kelly by weirdwushi March 13, 2019

Megyn Kelly 

The act of begetting a conservative Caucasian woman whilst encouraging her to speaketh thy name as "black santa." Once thou hath reached the point of expiration, excrete thine dna upon her facial regions. Subsequently, without dismay, proceed in striking the concubine with a satchel of fiery coals.

Subject A: Damn son, you sex that blonde bigot last night?

Subject B: Oh fa sho, ran a full Megyn Kelly on dat hoe. Had to call the fire department.

Megyn Kelly by rhoded0gg2 May 10, 2014

R. Kelly 

a kiddie fiddler who rides 13 year olds

R. Kelly by Brother Number One October 12, 2003

pulling a kelly 

1.giving head to a kid before even hooking up with him after cracking jokes about getting on her knees.

2. hooking up with a 5th grader to get a glow necklace.

person 1:where did she go?
person 2: idk shes in the woods with some kid. i think shes pulling a kelly.
person 1:oh god.

pulling a kelly by dontworryaboutittt October 27, 2008

R.Kelly 

1. Petophiliac rat bastard
2. Sexual relations with an underaged person

1. pee wee herman just rkelly'd that 5 year old girl over there.
2."i'm like so what im drunk?" well its against the law to bang 14 year olds buddy.

R.Kelly by Jesse April 24, 2003

R. Kelly 

He must suffer after that song Ignition. Had an affair with some young chick, but I don't really want to know about that.

"SHIT!! R Kelly's on the radio, change the station! Change the station!"

R. Kelly by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003