Machine Gun Kelly Fan

A white teenage girl who only listens to Machine Gun Kelly because they think he is "cute". Not one rapper would ever be a MGK fan.

Those girls at Starbucks are definitely Machine Gun Kelly fans.

by wowwowwowwowwoooow September 21, 2019

P. Kelly special

When ones form teacher requests ones contact book and one does not reveal ones order marks.

"sir i havent done anything"
"stop talking!"

by WIll January 17, 2005

Kelly

Kelly and intriguing individual with many layers, like a human onion designed upon many subjects such as football and when he’s not talking about football he’s talking about football. A Kelly is always open to discuss any global subject so long as it starts with football and finishes with football with football in the middle. A Kelly knows everything about football and nothing about everything.

Question ‘do you know what Kelly is up to?’ Yes, he is over there bending that poor souls ear about football - I won’t even mind but that guy is a gymnast

Doing a Kelly could be described as watching paint dry only with some reprobate weasel in your ear talking about football

It’s even been said if you rearrange all the letters in the word ‘football’ you get ‘Ear Ache Kelly’

by drunkenlobbo May 28, 2023

Kelly Linguine

The hottest-coolest time in Texas.

I'd love to slurp up a plate of Kelly Linguine.

by Murf Ursh August 8, 2021

Smelly R-Kelly

When you defecate on a woman’s face, and amidst the confusion proceed to pop her jaw open with a right hook, and urninate down her esophagus.

“I gave that bitch a smelly r-Kelly, and watched her vomit”

by Doinkahanahue January 25, 2018

Tashi Kelly

Someone consistent in your life, who’ll undoubtedly be there for you no matter what

She’s a Tashi kelly , a good person

by Sodaa.!? June 3, 2022

Jhon Kelly

Jhon Kelly is a sweet nice guy, very sensitive. Their attitude suck but they are very caring. He is most likely to be a Virgo because he is very sarcastic and hot head. Great in bed, Good at Lying and a amazing fvck buddy. If you know anybody named Jhon kelly take care of them but always try to keep them in ur good side because they are reckless, petty and careless to those he doesn’t care about.

Don’t be so dramatic, don’t be a Jhon kelly today.

by King JK November 22, 2021