A white teenage girl who only listens to Machine Gun Kelly because they think he is "cute". Not one rapper would ever be a MGK fan.
by wowwowwowwowwoooow September 21, 2019

by WIll January 17, 2005

Lights out Pirates Closer that got caught soliciting a minor. He changed his last name from Rivero to Vazquez so he could try to get away with it.
Pirates Fan: You saw that Felipe Vazquez got caught soliciting a minor?
Other Pirates Fan: You mean Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez
Other Pirates Fan: You mean Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez
by some_random_hanzenite September 17, 2019

a basic white girl with daddy issues. she’s fake and has no real friends. sucks for her. she’s a stoner and pheens off of everyone else’s weed and nic.
by urmomwasinmybedlastnight November 26, 2022

A really pretty and funny girl.
Her eyeliner is always fleeky and sharp enough to cut someone and usually wears dark clothing to match her jet black heart. Although she may look like your typical girl, she isn't a social casualty. On the inside she's a total nerd, and she never tries hard. If you have the chance to have a Kelly in your life, there's a 100% chance that you're wrapped around her finger.
Her eyeliner is always fleeky and sharp enough to cut someone and usually wears dark clothing to match her jet black heart. Although she may look like your typical girl, she isn't a social casualty. On the inside she's a total nerd, and she never tries hard. If you have the chance to have a Kelly in your life, there's a 100% chance that you're wrapped around her finger.
Yasmeen: Woah who's that girl standing there?She looks so perfect...
Zans: I don't know.... but she's such a Kelly!
Zans: I don't know.... but she's such a Kelly!
by ydfwu April 16, 2017

Hall of Fame Quartback for the Buffalo Bills in the 80’s and 90’s. Known as a QB with a Linebacker’s mentality in the national media, he led his team to 4 straight Super Bowl appearances during the 1990 - 1993 seasons - all losses. These tough games did not diminish the opinion of his adopted hometown fans, and attends many big games on the sidelines at the re-named New Era field, always to large ovations upon appearance.
Considered everywhere to be the complete opposite of Tom Brady in that he is honest, kind, charitable, and has integrity. Especially given that he wasn’t a
Considered everywhere to be the complete opposite of Tom Brady in that he is honest, kind, charitable, and has integrity. Especially given that he wasn’t a
by Soulskier January 4, 2018
