Andruw Jones

1. the best baseball player to ever play the sport no 1 is better than him no matter what u say # 25 for the best mlb team (atlanta braves)

Andruw Jones is the best.

Andruw Jones by Derka Abdul September 4, 2006

Tom Jones 

Extremely hungry / extreme hunger.

I have not eaten since breakfast. Tom Jones na ko!

Tom Jones by Terpits August 11, 2007

Dick Licker Jones 

The worst possible insult, wins verbal slinging matches

Jimi Shut up. you are a Dick Licker Jones

Dick Licker Jones by Ellbell November 11, 2005

The Jones Theory 

When a teacher gets laid the night before and comes in to the lesson doing unexpected acts of niceness or easy work/group role plays. However, if they have not been laid, they will come into the lesson and be very grouchy, often leading to students being sent out for minor things.

Person 1: Why are we doing role plays in a Business lesson?

Person 2: Maybe she got boned. Remember the Jones Theory?

Person 1: Ah yeah. That explains it!

The Jones Theory by The nefarious ween March 15, 2011

Pink Eye Jones

After butt fucking someone, you splooge in their eye, immediately giving them pink eye.

"I would totally pink eye jones that bitch."

Pink Eye Jones by Skip Williams December 25, 2007

Penis Jones 

a constant hinderance; always there and ready

MJ is such a penis jones, not anything like a beezley}

Penis Jones by Becky November 30, 2004

norah jones 

A term coined in albuquerque as a combination of "No" and "Ora (as in Orale)." Can be used as an exclamatory phrase or as a comparative term. Created by the bowlas.

Norah Jones, bro! That's sick!

It's hot as a Norah out here.

norah jones by Alex McCue January 12, 2008