jake

jake is a guy who can make anyone smile. his sense of humor is priceless and his blue eyes are flawless. he has perfect hair and did i mention his eyes? he yes, like everyone else has flaws but to most girls hes irresistable. the jake i know is my everything and i couldnt live without him.

dear jake,
i love youu

"jakes so perfect," kalyn said.
"yes, and hes so freaking funny," replied kendall.

by ily..(: October 22, 2013

Jake Gllyenhaal

Only the most hottest guy in the world.

EVER.

Stacey: OMG. It's Jake Gllyenhaal! :O
Me: OMG :O he is the hottest guy in the world!

by :):):):):):):):):):D December 28, 2010

jake

the act of being a tool.

"don't be a jake, nancy"

by nancy2 August 15, 2009

jakeish

jake is the king of the hooch clan and often recruits new members see hooch

cool dude: i stole an mp3
other dude: thats just jakeish

by Troy January 21, 2005

jake

downy

you are a jake

by jake plumbum April 26, 2017

Jake

A guy who is to scared to sleep over at someone’s house so they drive away and go into the parking lot of a church at 5:00 and text a random girl if she wants to come in his car in the left back seat and do stuff. 😝😫
Then she leaves him the next day and he never sees her again.
One Night Stand

Jake: Oh crap I don’t feel safe in this house I should just leave and drive to a church (Drives to church)
Jake: Oh it’s 5:00 am I should probably text a random girl and ask her to do stuff
Then she does it and leaves him and he cries for 2 days then finds another girl to date and doesn’t tell her......

by SeemlyManatee13 May 31, 2019

Jake Pauler

A retarded fan of the youtube bellend Jake Paul

Jake Paulers are retarded

by I am a fucking cunt August 8, 2017