jacked

stolen

i jacked ur bike

by toby October 21, 2003

thread jacked

When someone takes your email thread from one topic completely off topic to some other subject.

Tim:
Email Subject: Snowboarding this weekend
Hey, anyone want to ride Hunter this weekend?

reply:
Will:
Email Subject: Snowboarding this weekend
Hey, I got a really cool macbook air, this thing rocks and kicks the ass of any Microsoft junk you tools use

Tim:
Email Subject: thread jacked MS vs Apple (was Snowboarding)
Damn I hate it when I get thread jacked.

by SoCal or bust March 19, 2008

jackee

The name Jackee is translated in Egyptian language. It means "Goddess" hidden in the eyes.

The translation of "Jackee" means Egyptian Goddess

by Hatter85 December 19, 2016

jimmy jacked

To screw something up or when something isfucked up.

I done jimmy jacked my leg jumpin' off that damn horse. or That whole situation is so Jimmy Jacked, what a bunch of fools.

by Tonya and April October 24, 2005

nigger jacked

to be physically muscular without working out a day in your life.

my cousin is so nigger jacked.

by poppaboner February 16, 2008

Jacked

1. Under the influence (adj.)
2. Stole (v., past tense)
3. Ridiculously muscular (adj.)
4. Ridiculously rich (adj.)

1 & 2: I'm way too jacked to do this online English assignment...I'll just email my teacher, explaining that someone jacked my internet cord.

3 & 4: Being jacked makes him jacked squared; people pay him for being sexy! The beauty of steroids.

by secret_code_name March 17, 2009

ball jacked

While sitting on a Porta-John taking a dump, a prankster drops a rock down the venilation shaft of said Porta-John, thus splashing the shit of many others upon the balls of the occupant.

I was taking a shit at the Old Pueblo and got ball jacked by the drunken fuck camping next to me.

by Tio Innocente April 17, 2009