Jacked

1. Under the influence (adj.)
2. Stole (v., past tense)
3. Ridiculously muscular (adj.)
4. Ridiculously rich (adj.)

1 & 2: I'm way too jacked to do this online English assignment...I'll just email my teacher, explaining that someone jacked my internet cord.

3 & 4: Being jacked makes him jacked squared; people pay him for being sexy! The beauty of steroids.

by secret_code_name March 18, 2009

weenus

Like a penis, people try to touch their mouths to their own weenuses, but can't.

Can you touch your tongue to your weenus?

by secret_code_name April 28, 2009