beyond butt-hurt

To become all huffy and puffy over NOTHING! To get upset while having a fight because somone else attacked your argument. To be so depressed about something that is out of your control that you stop talking to people.

Dennis was so beyond butthurt that his favorite team lost that he threw out all of their apparel he just purchased.

by Kristina December 18, 2004

hurkles

The feeling felt when being tickled. A Mixture of Pain and Tickles.

Stop Tickleing me! it Hurkles!

by Mark Cahill July 14, 2006

Hurt

When someone is real fucked up. Either drunk, high, or on another drug, but they got no sense of what there doin.

Kid 1 "Yo shes 'hurt' heres your chance man"
Kid 2 "No man i dont roll like that"
Kid 1 "Alright.. shes mine then"

by McCeDeEz May 13, 2005

hurt like a bitch

to hurt- badly!

sometimes by a bitch, but usually one does it to thyself on accident, unless they're emo.

*falls down the stairs*
OW! DAMN THAT SHIT HURT LIKE A BITCH!

*girl pushes you down the stairs*
OW I BROKE MY LEG! IT FREAKIN' HURTS LIKE A BITCH YO! YOU'RE SUCH A HOE! GO HOME!

*emo kid falls down the stairs*
AHHHH! (emo screams) that hurt like a bitch. cool! now i dont need to use the razor!

by gangsta from unda the sea! August 5, 2008

Hurk

Nobody knows exactly what Hurk is; all we know about Hurk is that it is a game many would rather play instead of going to work.

"I'd rather play tennis than go to the dentist,
I'd rather play soccer than go to the doctor,
I'd rather play Hurk than go to work."
"Hurk? Hurk? What's Hurk?"
"I don't know, but it must be better than work."

-Shel Silverstein

by M. Burmy December 21, 2008

hurg

verb. to hug a penis that has been inserted in ones anus using only the anal walls.

after he slid his pulsing cock into my hungry wet hole, I gave him a super tight hurg in appreciation.

by hurgitron's wubanub June 3, 2010

Hurting

Generally pathetic or terrible.

The Yankees have gone 1-6 in their last 7 games...pretty hurting.

by stevo April 3, 2004