Holy Shit 

In a literal sense, it is simply shit with holes in it.

Can theoretically be made by:

1: Performing anal sex on someone who's full of it causing one's dick to poke holes in their shit before they squeeze them out.

2:Finding some pre-defecated monster turds and shooting holes in it with a bb gun.

1. I fucked that slut in the ass so hard she had holy shit!

2. I'm so bored, I'd go out behind WalMart and shoot craps with a bb gun if I had one. And I don't mean with dice either. I wanna convert some feces into holy shit!

Holy Shit by Mick the Dick September 20, 2011

holy shit 

An expression by which some people identify their deity.

"I saw you come out of a church Sunday."

"Holy shit!"

holy shit by Downstrike May 29, 2004

holy shit 

exsperion said when surpized, scared or amazed.
alos can be used to refer to shit of some religous relivance

1) A pope goes to the bathroom, this is considered holy shit.

2) Holy shit! Chuck Norris counted to infinity for a thrid time!?!

holy shit by mike!@ December 24, 2007

Holy Shit! 

"Holy Shit!" is what a guy shouts when he blasts ropes of cum across a table-top while jacking off.

Holy Shit! -- I fucking shot a bucket!

Holy Shit! by USAF Cadet December 27, 2020

Holy Fucking Shitballs

N. An expression of surprise describing the process of getting piss drunk, then fucking a transvestite hooker, and waking up with shitballs in your ass. In conjunction with your hangover, you may find yourself either good surprised, or bad surprised, followed by the realization that holy shit your wife is going to be home in ten minutes/this bastard just fucked your wife/you're fucking gay.

Etymology - Derived from holy fuckballs, changed the word "fuck" from its verb/adjective case to a pure adjective to modify the word "shit", which, when added onto the term "balls" describes a penis that has recently gone through anal sex without a condom. Hence, "shitballs". Other variations include "shitdick" and "shitcock" and "shitwang" and finally, "shitpenis".

Holy Fucking Shitballs!

Who the fuck are you?
I'm gerry, remember me? We just had hot, sweaty, nasty anal sex.
Holy Fucking Shitballs
Hell yeah man, priest fucked me real good round about when I was ten.

Holy Fucking Shitballs by fuck you, the mighty fucker! October 17, 2010

Holy Whores 

The female students of holy family acadamy.

Oh my god, look at those holy whores.

Holy Whores by Lauren January 19, 2004

holy shindig 

to exclaim with excitement, fear or annoyance.

1. Holy shindig!! I'm falling!
2. Holy shindig shut the fuck up you fucktard!!
3. Holy shindig I got a PS3 for X-mas
4. (Me) "Boo!"
(You) "Holy shindig Batman!!!"

holy shindig by DemonSmack February 11, 2007