the Hellen Keller

when a man is getting a blowjob from a woman and instead of the tradtional "on her knees" style, he is reversed so his nutsack is now on her eyeballs, one nut in place of each eye, so she cannot see, this is because Hellen Keller was blind. Also, he is using his free hands to cover up her ears, this is obviously because she was deaf. Finally as she is becomin acquaintences with his johnson, he makes her say a sequence of words that are incomprehensible because, of course, his shlong is in her mouth, causing her to seem mute. After she has become mute, blind and deaf, you can officially say you have performed The Hellen Keller.

Kevin: Boy, I could sure dish out a good ol' Hellen Keller right about now.

Rodi: Oh Boy! The Hellen Keller? My favorite!

Kevin: Well in that case, let the Hellerin' begin.

by Sniffles Bakalakastan June 27, 2009

Polish the Helmet

To give a head job to.

Man that bitch is so hot every time I see her she wants to polish the helmet.

by Master B March 10, 2003

helmet sundae

As you are railing your girl from behind, you take your baseball hat off your head and take a dump in it, pull out, put the hat on her head and jizz in her face

She was being such a snatchface, so I gave her a helmet sundae

by Rob R2 October 22, 2008

milk helmets

Breasts, boobs, titties, sweater puppies, etc....

"Check out those gigantic milk helmets!", said Kevin.

by Matt August 25, 2003

road helmet

Woman giving head to male driver in a car.

I drove all the way home with my road helmet on.

by aqhachick September 20, 2004

Gutter Helmet

Gutter Helmet is the act of getting a blow job from a dirty girl.

Tony always sneak's around with Jennifer so nobody see's then, be he secretly hopes for a little gutter helmet.

by -cM July 16, 2007

Help Helen Smash

The epitome of garbage normie humor, who’s somehow supppsed to be funny, simply because of a lame, also garbage, Snapchat filter she uses. People who find her funny, honestly shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

Normie:“Hey check out this funny Help Helen Smash video.”

Me, a person with actual brain cells:“You see I’d be inclined to look at it, but unfortunately I’m allergic to comedic intellect below 2nd grade level.”

by startgame_88 October 11, 2018