lebanese handshake

Shaking you firmly by the hand while handcuffing your other hand to a radiator.

"Sami would like to take you for lunch!"
"Probably wants to give me a Lebanese handshake"

by Grandesigner September 9, 2020

Spastic's Handshake

Named for the fact that mongs often don't know their own strength

"I fingered Sonya behind the bins at the YMCA last night, her fanny was as tight as a spastic's handshake"

by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020

Handshake

Thumb in the pink four in the stink.

When I had sex with her for the first time I had to be a gentleman and give her holes a handshake.

by Caulkcogan October 17, 2020

english handshake

When a gentleman, or a bloke, places his dingus on the shoulder of another person as a form of endearing greetings.

I was on the train cart and recognized a long time champ I have not seen in ages , so I put my dingus on his shoulder and he instantly recognized me! That's an English handshake. Anything else is an insult to the relationship and should result in a duel.

by Colonel Stinkwater April 19, 2018

Milky Handshake

When you spooge into your arm and give a handshake.

-Man, Tom just gave me a milky handshake!
-Ew, fkn fgt.

by KrunchyKrisp March 22, 2017

Mayan Mississippi Handshake

A sexual cosplay act involving five or more males and females performing an ancient Mayan rite of passage ritual with ghost pepper dildos.

I'll never forget my first Mayan Mississippi Handshake!

by Ttown49 April 1, 2017

shitty handshake

To deliberately shake hands with someone, upon using the shitter without washing your hands directly after wiping your arsehole. Example: "I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake, stupid bastard didn't even realise that I didn't wash my hands after wiping, as I was happily shaking his hand".

I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake.

by villos69 May 8, 2017