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Sandy Hanky

A Hanky that has some gritty substance in it.
"Hey, Jim, I found your Sandy Hanky in the bathroom last night."
"Yeah, was it gross?"
"Most definitely, Dude."
by Proto-menace March 29, 2010
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arse hankey

n.: Toilet paper; Thin wadded plant fibre tissues for wiping oneself after a crap. Scented and balm-coated toilet papers more strongly fit this category than normal, unscented paper.
"We're gonna need more arse hankey; my bum caught a cold."
by His Royal Hairiness January 20, 2014
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dorty hankey

Is when you take a shite in undergarments then rip them off and go raaa and wipe your kegs in the boilers face hence the hankey
Bolam came home one night and thought fuck it I will give her a dorty hankey
by Dirty ropper May 6, 2016
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Wiesner-Hanks

A brutal form of academic torture in which a student is forced to read an impossibly hard historical primary source. They are asked unanswerable questions in the second person, are triggered by rude historical quotes, and a few pages in are referred to a figure at the back of the reading, all while screaming and crying. This torture is inescapable and will almost always result in a tremendous headache unless you are a fucking whale who makes her idiot boyfriend go through it instead.
Then, read Wiesner-Hanks: "A Day in the French Revolution: July 14, 1789" and answer the following questions:

1. Why would the Bastille be a place crowds would naturally gather? What evidence do the documents give to answer this question?
2. How did the layout of Paris help or hinder large protests? How did Parisian architecture help unhappy residents join a political cause? What evidence do the documents give to answer this question?
3. How did news of action on the streets spread around Paris? How would that help or hinder protestors and, on the other hand, the government in controlling protests? What evidence do the documents give to answer this question?
4. How did the price of wheat affect every citizen? Consider the impact of high prices on each socioeconomic group in your answer. What evidence do the documents give to answer this question?
5. How did a person's socioeconomic status impact their willingness to either join the protest or support the government (and status quo)? What evidence do the documents give to answer this question?
6. If you were in the working class living in Paris in 1789, do you think you would have joined the protests? Why or why not? Use specific evidence from the documents in the Wiesner-Hanks packet to support your answer.
by hedabla99 November 7, 2016
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muddy hanks

A man well known for not being able to hold his mud..and tries to sit down on a vasaline toilet lid and slide off and muds the room
Muddy hanks -When you ask your supervisor to go home when you poop your pants.
by Memo watkins November 20, 2016
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tom hanks spanky dank

when ur masturbating and thinking of forrest gump running into ur anus
dude i had an amazing orgasm when i was tom hanks spanky dank'in you should try and and if you dont

billiards
by voodles1 September 16, 2018
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Hillybilly Hankies

Another word for the Confederate battle flag. ("Stars and Bars")
"What's up with all the HILLYBILLY HANKIES? These people know the Civil War's over, right?" -Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 8, Episode 6, "Southern Comfort"
by Boudica77 October 31, 2018
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