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MIke J is constantly online on FIFA 22 he needs to touch grass in my opinion ONG.
by heyM0CHI June 6, 2022
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Grass

Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. Their appearance as a common plant was in the mid-Cretaceous period. There are 12,000 species now.3

A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. That is because they are wind-pollinated rather than insect-pollinated, so they do not have to attract insects. Green is the best colour for photosynthesis.

Grasslands such as savannah and prairie where grasses are dominant cover 40.5% of the land area of the Earth, except Greenland and Antarctica.4

Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants. They include the "grass" of the family Poaceae, which are called grass by ordinary people. This family is also called the Gramineae, and includes some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).5 These three families are not very closely related, though all of them belong to clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a similar life-style.

With about 780 genera and about 12,000 species,3 the Poaceae is the fifth-largest plant family. Only the Asteraceae, Orchidaceae, Fabaceae and Rubiaceae have more species.6

The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others.
by skdhsj? August 7, 2023
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Grass that will put you on your ass

A really strong stran of marijuana that will put you on your butt after 1 hit
Christian McClellan took too much off the grass that will put you on your ass.
by Cpuff the whiter June 2, 2019
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grass

kot: hey yo yo hazel hazel look see

hazel: GF AVWHWJTJEJ GRASS THAT’S MY BIGGEST FEAR
by kot (black sapphire #1 simp) September 25, 2025
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Grass Evader

Someone who actively stays indoors all day like the sunlight will magically increase in heat and burn them to a f*cking crisp, usually playing videogames and getting 0-averylowamount of bitches
Gamer #1:oh my god you're so bad at this game go outside and stop being a grass evader
Gamer #2: bro i beat you 1000-0 you're cute to me, get TF out of this lobby
by ShindayaLupin April 25, 2023
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Grass Gum

A thing that exists. You can buy it off Amazon at a 49% discount called "Easter Grass Bubblegum."
Matthew: I gave birth to "Grass Gum."
by AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH July 24, 2025
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Grass

A plant found in the outside world, impossible to be touched by discord mods.
Grass was first created years ago, where the planet named earth grew green stuff now named grass.

Its also used in insults for people with no life or discord mods.
But can also be referred to a dead and cringey term.
'Mod: "No memes in general >:((((("
Someone: "Go touch grass you obese 500 pounded 40 year old man go fucking kiss your discord kitten, L bozo + ratio"
by Grass toucher 9000 April 26, 2022
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