Gooch Gobbler

A person who takes enjoyment in feasting on the area between the scrotal sack and the asshole aka the gooch

A person who is generally just an annoyance and a huge dick to everyone around them
(Can be used as noun or adjective)

An activity that involves partaking in the licking, munching, and/or general gobbling of one's gooch

The name of an amazing mud-volleyball team

Hank: Hey Rob, what's one of your favorite things to do?
Rob: Oh I love to nibble on the area between your balls and asshole
Hank: Wow, you're such a gooch gobbler

n: That bitch-ass dude at the bar was being such a gooch gobbler last night.
adj: You're such a gooch gobbling twat waffle!

Oh, ah gooch gobbling we will go!!

We are the Gooch Gobblers and we are the best!

by mtc25 January 12, 2009

sock goblins

The sock goblins are the archenemies of the sock gnomes. Their role is to sneak into your house at night and replace all the socks the the sock gnomes have stolen. It has been noted that this never really equates to a full pair of socks. See sock gnomes for more information. This phenomenon also applies to any missing object that one cannot find for days that suddenly turns up.

Aah... i'd been looking for this sock for weeks, the sock goblins must have brought it back... I wonder where the other sock is?

by Grant McDonald February 2, 2004

toss goblin

A young man, usually vertically challenged, with a particular fondness for masturbation, or someone who fiddles with themself far too often

That guy is a real toss goblin

by Hector Knox July 6, 2005

cock gobblery

The art of performing felatio (penis sucking).

Pamela's skills in cock gobblery are unparalleled!

by Gnomercy September 25, 2006

Gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence

1. To felate and swallow the ejaculate.

2. To suck a penis and swallow the sperm/cum.

I took that girl from the bar home last night and she gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence on the way there in my car.

by Dego Dan August 10, 2007

Peach Gobbler

The act of taking numerous candy peach rings, stretching out the middles, and then sliding over a male's penis; covering from bottom to top. Then having a person(s) removing the peach rings with their mouth.

Dude, this girl gave me the best Peach Gobbler for Thanksgiving this year!

by ITS THE HAMMER December 25, 2010

goblin gooch

1. Horribly odorous scrotal/chode area.
2. A person who is retarded.
3. Dumb ass.

I can smell your goblin gooch from across the room.
Johnny is a goblin gooch.

by goochmonkey June 29, 2006