Ex-Smoker Complex

When an ex-smoker tries to save the rest of the smoker community by preaching their "born-again" non-smoker ways.

Mark: Damn, James is such an asshole ever since he quit smoking last year.
Dave: Yeah, I can't stand him anymore, he has an Ex-Smoker Complex.
Mark: Oh shit, here he comes...

James: DID YOU KNOW THAT QUITTING SMOKE NOW YOUR HEART RATE RETURNS TO BLAGAGAHAGBLAGBLAHBLAHBARG

by DangerFinger May 2, 2015

fed-ex

The ex you wish you could send away.

My fed-ex keeps calling me. Wish he would just leave town.

by nicnac29 March 13, 2011

National hit up your ex day

October 30th is national hit up your ex day.

“Hey mark, wanna get back together for national hit up your ex day?”

by addylade October 30, 2020

ex-slax

Shorts that have been cut from a pair of pants, i.e. cutoffs.

That guy's wearing ex-slax cut from Dockers.

by ll00l0l January 23, 2011

kissing ex day

National kissing ex day it’s a day that you can kiss your ex even if he or she is not single

U still like your ex kiss him or her if she or he is mad just say it’s a national kissing ex day

by Kirikou pti April 12, 2018

ex code

The ex code is the code for people who dated and then broke up (exes) and then tell their secrets. They can't tell the secret no matter what happens (unless they completely backstab you or something)

Girl: Can you tell me who your ex likes
Girl2: Nope , it breaks the Ex Code

by Fiddlestick March 18, 2017

.exe

a suffix used in names of scary games like sonic.exe

i played sally.exe. it was scary.

by hayshbir November 20, 2020