frozen african dildo

when you take a shit and mold it into a dildo shape and put it in the freezer and once its nice and stiff put a condom on it and please yourself

I had to go the bathroom but i was horny too so I took a crap and turned it into a frozen african dildo and then used it to please myself.

by lmaowords August 20, 2009

dildo butter

Lube Lesbians put on their Dildo's before they insert them into a dry vagina.

Someone who is really dry and has no sense of humor. They are the butt of every joke literally. Someone who is being used and taken advantage of.

Hey Dildo Butter! get your lame ass out of my car.

by Jane Brane January 6, 2008

dildoridoo

Originally used in Australia as a wooden sex assistant prior to its use as a musical instrument after the accidental discovery that you could get sounds to come out of it.

Once you're finished letting the dildoridoo play you, transmute it into a didgeridoo, so you can play it, too.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 10, 2013

Dirty Dildo

A dirty dildo is when a female takes a dump producing a long, thick piece of feces and begins to masturbate with said feces. The dirty dildo is typically a longer, thicker specimen which has been compacted in the rectum for some time to give it structure.

Soft feces and diarrhea do not work well as a dirty dildo.

She slid her dirty dildo into her vagina in hopes to have an orgasm while finishing her dump.

by Vesper2069 January 20, 2011

dildog

A hot dog with a dill pickle on it.

"Hey man, let's get a dildog."
"Okay."

by Eric C. Vento February 21, 2009

Dildo Abuse

The act of using a dildo so much that it grinds down to nothing. A dildo abuser is often a slutty mother who loves to bash herself silly with a large range of abnormally large dildos.
Usually collects many spares in her bottom drawer just so "friends" can find them. Danger = Wetter
Matts mother considers abusing the dildo her duty, call of

Jack: Check this picture out man it;s amazing
NAJ: What the fuck whoever has that many dildos is a dirty dirty slut (walks into wall..idiot)
Matty: That is serious dildo abuse man (just as his liver gives up and he dies) who the fuck has all that shit
Matt: I recognise that big black one, i think they're my mums

by Jordan90 May 12, 2010

meat dildo

The penis. Can also be used in a non-sexual sense, such as indicating the urinal use of the penis

"Sorry guys, I got to drain the meat dildo" - Achewood

by Edward Tambling May 30, 2008