shlong diddy kong

what you’d call a guy that you are trying to get with, who is extremely sexy and beautiful.

sarah: i think chad is such a shlong diddy kong
becky: oh yeah you should talk to him, he’s really sexy

by motomotolikesu March 18, 2019

Poo Diddy

When you’re about to ejaculate on a victim, and you instead turn around and ass-to-face fart on them.

“Yeah bro not kidding! On April fools, I about to bust on my girl’s face and I pulled a Poo Diddy and whipped my shit around a took a massive fart on her tongue.” - Brady

by Brady Kenny October 17, 2021

DJ Rusty Diddles

Similar to the male equivalent of the Rusty Trombone. However, when a girl does it, it appears as though she is a DJ spinning a record, all the while licking the other girl's asshole!

Dude, I watched some girl on girl porn last night, and one of the girls was playing the part of DJ Rusty Diddles!

by akendall July 11, 2009

Fiddle my diddle

When you are playing Fiddlesticks in the game League of Legends, shouting "Fiddle my diddle" will make your max health double. Some say it is gay to say "Fiddle my diddle", but they have never gotten the boost.

"Fiddle my diddle!"

by #bufffiddle2k17 May 27, 2017

diddy

to leave

Hey man, lets diddy.

by everydayrocketscientist June 1, 2009

diddy

(Diddy) A term for a fat barstard with a violent attitude. Has the unusual tendancy to eat alot. Careful when drunk can dance like the opposite sex. DO NOT BE MISTAKEN.

My god he's eating like a diddy!
Haha look t him dance like a diddy!

by Bob January 18, 2005

diddle

to caress or tickle, but not to the point of laughter.

girl: "will you diddle my arm? it's my favorite, it really relazes me and turns me on!"

boy: "heck yes!"

by girl7 December 30, 2006