Al had his two favourite food groups, greasy and salty, arranged together. A veritable coronarycopia.
by marsneedstowels July 28, 2009
Get the coronarycopia mug.(n.) A mashup of two words: Corporate, and Coprolite, which is a fossilized turd.
Used to describe entrenched middle management common to many workplaces, especially those members who have been in their jobs too long to be dismissed despite adding nothing more valuable to the company than would an ancient piece of rock-hard poop.
Used to describe entrenched middle management common to many workplaces, especially those members who have been in their jobs too long to be dismissed despite adding nothing more valuable to the company than would an ancient piece of rock-hard poop.
Employee 1: Hey, how'd your new idea go over with the big CEO?
Employee 2: It never got to him. Some corprolite decided he wanted things to stay the same around here and threw away my memo.
Passing middle manager, to himself: Corprolite? Sounds like new business jargon. I'll have to make sure I use that in my next presentation to the board!
Employee 2: It never got to him. Some corprolite decided he wanted things to stay the same around here and threw away my memo.
Passing middle manager, to himself: Corprolite? Sounds like new business jargon. I'll have to make sure I use that in my next presentation to the board!
by Cicero's Assassin December 16, 2009
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Get the Core Warmer mug."Corpsification can be either calm or violent."
"That man punched a tiger in the nose. Needless to say, it corpsified him."
"That man punched a tiger in the nose. Needless to say, it corpsified him."
by flashadams March 25, 2010
Get the Corpsification mug.1. a football player who has long hair extensions hanging out the back of his helmet.
2. a lobbyist perpetuating the myth that Ethanol is a "green" solution to America's dependence on foreign oil.
2. a lobbyist perpetuating the myth that Ethanol is a "green" solution to America's dependence on foreign oil.
by Fotofly December 4, 2010
Get the Corn Rogue mug.A condition in which the subject's legs are equal to less than half of their entire height. See also: Damn Short.
by Lola Sylverwulf September 21, 2011
Get the Corgi Leg Syndrome mug.Core Jobs is a term coined by Jay Anderson, longtime financial leader in Pittsfield, Massachusetts, and the current President and CEO of Pittsfield Cooperative Bank. Anderson has used the term countless times in discussions in the community, in his role as chairman of the Pittsfield Economic Revitalization Corporation and during appearances on media programs, such as Good Morning Pittsfield on WTBR-FM and Pittsfield Community Television. Further context for this description comes as the number of jobs available in the current economy, while providing income for employees, do not offer enough pay and/or benefits to allow an employee to provide for a respectable quality of life. For example, as large retail big box stores continue to expand further and dominate local markets, they have become large employers in the regions in which they are located. However, these retailers (such as Walmart) have been criticized for paying low wages as a part of a profit-enhancing strategy. Jobs in the service sector, including retail, hospitality, and tourism have been often criticized also as the kind of jobs that do not fit the "core job" description.
by MontanaJays February 14, 2012
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