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Cooper

A Cooper is typically a good for nothing fag who smokes darts and sucks dick. He has a below average penis and small testicles. A coopers mother is normally quite a smoking hot respectable mature woman. Cooper enjoys smoking on that zaa-zaa, however his jobless antics make it quite difficult to fund his smoking habits.
Person 1: "Wow, that guy is SUCH a Cooper"
Person 2: "What a faggot"
by Person with a job February 12, 2023
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Coopering

When you think, imagine, or form a question around the most ridiculous theories or "What if" / hypothetical scenarios.
"What happens if, while playing a round of golf, you hit your ball into the water and a fish eats it?"

"Stop; you're coopering again."
by NickSultan April 10, 2021
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Mariea Cooper

A drug adict skank who doesn't care about anyone but herself a real whore who should spen the rest of her sad miserable life in prison steals from her kids a dumb slut
Hey look at that crack whore she must be Mariea Cooper
by Chicken_little77 March 16, 2020
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Roy Cooper

Roy Cooper isn't frustrated, he doesnt have to be frustrated with anything, he's a governor. At least part of his job involves frustrating other people, not getting frustrated himself.
Roy Cooper is trying to persuade people in his state that he's as frustrated as they are, but they are not the governor, just like he is not one of them, he's the governor. He's no more on their side than the media or any other corporate entity.
by Solid Mantis January 14, 2021
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Cooper

Best person ever who jumps on everybody when he’s excited
Selena:Cooper chill!
by Karen:The:Bitch June 19, 2019
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A cooper

A person with an sassy attitude(but extremely nice to some people) but everyone think they're being crabby, does not like people an other words very antisocial, 50% smart| 40% idiot| 10% smart when people or a person is watching but when they are alone they google almost every single question they have, loves being in cars only when they get to control the music or there is music, goes any a trip with family whenever they get the chance or they are asked/forced to , loves going on shopping trips, likes going to starbucks and getting a pink drink, a vanilla bean with caramel, or anything an influencer gets, loves tik tok, instagram, youtube, or any social media platform with tea/drama on it, and lastly if you're rude or hate on them once or anytime in your lifetime then they will hate you forever.
Mother:" Ok, but don't have an attitude."
Brother:" Fine, I won't be a cooper."
by chocolatebanana07 November 4, 2020
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Cooper T

Cooper T is a dick and nobody likes him. He has no shape and is virtually called a y-axis as he has no bottom. If you know a Cooper T RUN! (fast) They belong to the courts but are also allergic to the courts and guys his age.
Cooper T pisses my presence off!
by kfcemployer July 1, 2024
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