Conda

A very cool, calm and collective being. From the deep south, and doesn't give a fuck about how often his accent is the center of laughter. Very laid back, but quick to choke the shit out of anyone that provokes such actions. Dreams of the day that anyone labelled an "e-thug" or anyone that uses the terms "get rolled!", "lollerskates", "roflcopter", or "roflcakes" stupidly moves onto his street.

Conda would like to choked the shit out of all shit talking harbor 24/7 fags! lmfao!

by Josh Corbin May 19, 2007

condomints

noun. Condom + Mints = condomints. A play on the word condiment.

condom flavored mints
or
mint flavored condoms

I ate a whole bunch of condomints last night and now I feel sick! :(

by RedDan69 March 22, 2011

Discount Condom King

A website offering ridiculous deals with condoms. One would think that the deals were caused due to a warehouse manfuction, but that hasn't been proven in court yet. The Discount Condom King promises that a minimum of 80% of all condoms will be sold without holes pre poked in them.

Guy 1: Thanks to the discount condom king, I'll never have to buy full priced condoms again!

Guy 2: Why did you buy 200 at one time?
Guy 1: You can't turn down this bargain. The holes are a bummer though.

by Pyro Pete August 4, 2010

condalangus

When somebody licks a girl's vagina, this is the act of condalangus.

I want to lick condalangus rice's vaj, yo!

by BigKsTAr November 21, 2005

reusable condoms

When you use a plastic condom that looks identical to a wii remote controller cover. Use by placing your weener in the weener hole with your balls either resting on the ball holder or for increased pleasure in the ball holder. Note: make sure trap door is facing out and IS CLOSED this WILL prevent pregnancy. Half is ribbed for her pleasure and half is open for your ;). To clean rinse under cold water for approximately 3 seconds or lick until clean.

Yo I used dat reusable condoms wii thing shit was off da chang!! Jizz flew everywhere except her pussy!! Then she wanted to have sex again and I had hold your roll bitch I gotta clean this shit. She closed her trap before I Chris Browned her shit. Man I closed that trap door though

by cch pounder January 17, 2010

Condomplate

To consider having safe sex with

I was out last night and condomplated just about every guy I saw

by Courage Breaker May 15, 2011

Condom

A rubber device worn on the dick to prevent the cum going in the pussy. If the girl knows who you are, where you live, can track you down, etc then wear a condom. If she doesn't, go rawdog.

Unsuspecting girl: Shit, i thought you were wearing a condom?!

Guy: LOL, i guess i forgot! Good luck with that. (bolts out of the door and makes his escape)

by GRU Sniper December 14, 2008