Computer

A box of "virtual" things and cat-fishers

Epilepsy and ligma is also in a computer
Bob: bro dat computes a alien ware

Joe: Hes gonna get Ligma

Computer = evil
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An electronic device for storing and processing data, typically in binary form, according to instructions given to it in a variable program.
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A device for playing games or work and school;
Probably the device you are using right now.
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A mini world created by pixels and drunk people on drugs, cocaine, and steroids.
man: OH GOD HELP SON IM DIEING
son: grampa your just drunk
man: oh, I'm going to create a computer now bye
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Fancy way of sayingPC”.
Normie: I play games on my pc
Gentleman: I entertain myself with my Computer
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Both I and you know the definition you are looking for, so instead, I'm going to write a proper definition:

A computer is an electronic device generally consisting of a screen, a keyboard, a mouse or trackpad, and internal components which allows it to function. Computers are devices to perform a variety of tasks from doing calculations, that no human could ever do, in seconds, to playing games, to writing essays. Also, YOU KNOW WHAT A FUCKING COMPUTER IS, HOW ELSE ARE YOU HERE!!! THE ONLY REASON YOU ARE SEARCHING THIS UP IS BECAUSE YOU WANT SOMETHING SMUTTY!!! JUST GIVE UP AND GO TO WATTPAD IF YOU ARE SO DESPERATE!!!
"Ah, I'm home, time to open my computer to find something smutty on the urban dictionary." said/thought you
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