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Blue Tuba

When the over excitable seaman preforms oral sex on the rest of the crew when they cross over the tropic of Capricorn or cancer while hiding in the dorade vents of a ship.
Hurry up! Davey from the Navy is manning the BLUE TUBA on the overnight watch tonight. You want to get in line early before the Boston Lockjaw gets tired and stops clenching.
by reddevil12553 June 27, 2023
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Blue Doosh

The blue tooth headset that is often seen sported by people walking down the street, in a coffee shop, and in client meetings. Often associated with those who think they are so cool that they can't take off their blue-tooth headset, thus rendering them a Blue Doosh.

Typically a douchebag who has a Blue Tooth headset on.
*looking at someone sitting at the table next to you in a restaurant, with his left ear flickering*

"Blue Doosh alert! That guy is wearing his Blue Doosh."
by blue doosh dont April 10, 2010
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sketchy blue

The point at which the sky has become bright again after a night of indulgence in a substance, or several such as alcohol, cocaine, ecstacy, LSD, etc.
Andrew: "Man, the sun is up!"
Matt: "Oh shit, it's sketchy blue."

Andrew: "It's time for bed, dude."
by famouscigarillo March 17, 2010
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blues hammer

I reference to a shitty mainstream rock band being marketed as "authentic Blues" in the movie Ghost World.

When the music industry markets the same crappy mainstream music as part of another genre to give the impression that it is edgy or original.
Evanescence is not Goth. Evanescence is a total Blues Hammer when it comes to Gothic Rock.

Greenday is defiantly one of the original Blues Hammers of the fake punk genre.
by Jerk1333bc June 8, 2018
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Blue instagram

Blue instagram refers to fansly.com , a subtle way to get past censors.
Indigo White releases her photo sets and streams on blue instagram.
by Officialdickhead August 22, 2022
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blue gooch

Similar to the well known term "Blue Balls" for men, but for women, wherein one partner of a relationship is at climax to engage in sexual intercourse but it never occurs. Because women do not have the same male genitalia, you substitute balls with pooch, which is the grundle area composed of genital organs for women.
"bro did hear Kayla got blue gooch again??"
"yeah I heard Kie stirred her pot then opened up a book"
"bro no way, if that was him he'd have blue balls for sure"
by GGuthrie February 5, 2018
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blue nostrils

the sensation experienced when one feels like they are just about to sneeze, but do not sneeze. similar to blue balls, except with the nose.
Dude, i hate when i feel like im about to sneeze, and get blue nostrils instead!
by Autismo420 January 24, 2018
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