balled yo ass 

A balled yo ass is when 1 partner insert his testicles into another partner's anus and it's mostly happens when your testicles are too squishy and wet to squish into her tight shit hole.

Guy: Damn i cummed all over my balls! I bet it will fit in her ass aswell
Girl: honey, why does it feels squishy inside
Guy: uh you know...
Girl: wait dont pop it or ill pregnant in less than 1 seconds of my life
Guy: sorry but I just ball balled yo ass!
The next 2 seconds
Guy's friend: yo bro ive never seen your wife is she ok?
Guy: uhh i just balled her ass and it popped like a tsar bomb so hard her pee hole stuck on the centre of my dick like a wedding ring and balls in her ass aswell.
Guy's friend: That's so fucking sexy how is she?
Guy: She died of too much sexual pleasure and i fuck her 72 hours a week
Like a fucking flesh doll
Guy friend's:can i use her aswell cus she's dead so nothing wrong with cheating right?
Guy: ye sure but make sure to balled her ass and makes fart and disgusting sounds while recording ok.
Guy's friend: ok ill try it out with a laxatives on my balls just so she can created the worst 72 hours diarrhea in the world till my balls turned into a kinder egg chocolate eggs.

balled yo ass by Caillou the anoying brat November 22, 2022

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Trouser Ballerina 

Male genital, penis, dick, cock, manhood, meatstick, one-eyed snake, Peepee, shaft, wang, etc.

Trouser Ballerina. See Trouser Snake.

Tina: I'm gonna ask Brad to go to the dance with me.
Stephanie: Don't get your hopes up. I bet he has a small Trouser ballerina.

Trouser Ballerina by ChuLolli January 18, 2010

Spider Balled 

When something unexpected happens and your sack sucks up into a giant raisin and your testicles join your atom's apple in the throat.

Wanna go swimming?

No, we'll get spider balled.

Spider Balled by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010

indiana ballet 

The high concentration of strip clubs in northwest Indiana. It sounds better to say we're off to the ballet rather than we're off to a bunch of tittie joints

The Indiana Ballet was delightful last night. I felt the use of lighting was especially wonderful

indiana ballet by Bucky F Badger May 21, 2014

Most Baller 

The act of being so chill and bad-ass to the point at which your actions are considered to be done at the highest level of baller-ness. You are also considered to be complete gangster. Anything you say or do is always legit.

Adam: Yo Josh did you see Ricky drifting that civic in the parking lot last night?!?
Josh: Yeah man! He was most baller!
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John: Yo Dylan! I heard that Steve broke out in a dance battle with Carlos at the party last night!
Dylan: Yeah Dude! He got all the ladies after he won that!
John: Damn dude, thats most baller.

Most Baller by thecooldragon2102 June 1, 2016

savage baller 

A basketball player who is a savage and can ball.
A person who plays any sport withe the word ball in it is a savage baller as long as their good.

"She's a savage baller"
"I'm a savage baller"
"Are you a savage baller?"

savage baller by Savage baller February 14, 2017