John the barber

Doing a John the barber is when you make love or have sexual relationships with a wealthy woman while her husband is on a business trip then after having said sexual interlude one takes his now post orgasm penis and wipes said penis on the drapes of the wealthy woman house .

Man after I Bust a nut in old girl I had no choice but to do a John the barber and then I was Gucci and I rolled.

by Johnny Skulls July 15, 2024

The family barbecue

A sacred event reserved for only one’s best of friends. Usually involves brisket and getting piss-drunk.

Person 1: “yo just so you know you’ve been cool recently so you get an invite to The family barbecue”
Person 2: “This Honor will not be misused.”

by spiritwanderer3 July 30, 2024

Four-Way Barber Shop

The Four-Way Barber Shop involves a girl taking it from behind, in front, and giving two hand jobs. Upon completion, all four guys (bonus points if synchronized) cum in her hair and style into an updo.

Karen stopped by the Four-Way Barber Shop for a blow out but got wayyy more than she planned for.

by BlahVol December 24, 2023

most skibidi barber from ohio

the meaning of "most skibidi barber from ohio" is when you get a fresh cut but your friends call you out because your barber is from Ohio

bro imagine having the most skibidi barber from ohio

by MajmunSaGrane December 27, 2024

Jensen's Barbeque

The opposite of Chekhov's gun: something mentioned in Act I that has no relevance to future acts, events or meetups; an event mentioned as if it will occur when actually it will never materialise, despite ongoing mentions of it.

"Jensen said he would cook us toad in the hole, but I think this is going to be a Jensen's Barbeque situation"

by Veggiebake February 13, 2026

Antiguan and Barbudan EF5 Tornado

The act of four women queefing in one direction causing a tornado to form and the tornado rapidly takes in all the stuff around it, including the men if the women were fucking. Then the entire building it taking in and ripped off its foundations with windspeed's over 300 mph and a width of 3 miles, creating the largest tornado in history.

My friends and I found these for girls and were thinking about do an Antiguan and Barbudan EF5 Tornado. The building would be destroyed but it would be fucking awesome.

by 6117 October 27, 2025

You Trolled Me At The Barbeque

The thing Jake says

Person 1: "Yo Jake, could you lend me five dollars?"
Jake: "No. You trolled me at the barbeque."

by andgew December 6, 2021