astronishing

astronomically astonishing

that performance of Swan Lake was astronishing

by ArrogantGamer January 27, 2011

astricle

When a gay man ejactulates in an other mans anus...the sperm slowly seeps from his anus...this is an astricle.

"He removed his penis and there was astricle seeping from his boyfriends anus"

by shy4afact October 21, 2012

Astrolo-Boner

When someone gets an erection from anything to do with Astrology.

1: "Hey bro is that the North Star?"

2: "YES!..Sorry I just came to the sight of it"

1: "Dude..you just got an Astrolo-Boner"

by AWildPikachu November 8, 2012

Astro-not

Though not "technically" an astronaut, possesses qualities equal to or better than those of a real astronaut.

While I wish my boyfriend was an astro-not, I had to settle for an astronaut.

by therealRCI January 8, 2017

astraloper

supernatural intruder or unwanted visitor from another realm. umbrella term for ghosts, demons, shadow people

Of all the Astralopers I have summoned with my oujia board none are as frightening as the old hag

by Metaphorphosis July 29, 2018

Astrogone

Being unbelievably high, just super fucked

“Bro that hit got me ASTROGONE”

“No cap dog same here”

by sugomain June 16, 2019

astrid

Astrid is the true definition of amazing. She always has a smile on when it’s the most toughest days. With a great GPA and teacher’s favorite, she knows how to school, but it’s hard on her. She might smile but nobody really knows what’s going on behind the scenes. Astrid is always a great friend and keeps her family close. Family means everything to her. She pulls a lot of boys because she is so beautiful and attractive. With a nice ass and good face, all the boys want her! Everyone needs an Astrid in their life

Guy: OMG Astrid is coming to the party!
Second Guy: OMG I can’t wait she’s amazing!

by elineedscock April 1, 2019