Asshole Dilemma

When someone (usually from a nice fellow) asks a request of some kind that you heavily disagree with but you can't deny it or else you're the asshole.

Guy 1: Hey wanna go to my birthday party? Yeah, my grandma died, my dog got hit, I couldn't pay my bills, but I trust you could come.
Guy 2: (Wow I'm in such an Asshole Dilemma) Uh... sure?

by lulucio December 22, 2020

Asshole Tax

Asshole tax is charging someone extra purely because they’re personality sucks, and may have been rude, annoying, wasted your time, or just generally need to be fined for forcing others to endure them.

This woman was such a pain in the ass to deal with so I charged her some asshole tax and told her the price was $75 instead of $40. Bam bitches.

by Lethal Lissauer November 17, 2019

alpha asshole

An alpha asshole is the biggest asshole of all. The one who is undeniably the biggest baddest douche around

“Did you see Dallin last night at the party?”
“Yeah! He was being a complete alpha asshole!”

by Imagenius1231 June 5, 2018

Asshole-Stimulator

asshole-stimulator

I bought myself an asshole-stimulator. It will give me great sexual pleasure while not being subjected to the passé term, “butt plug”.

by Smammon September 12, 2019

Asshole April

The act of anal once a day starting at 12 AM until the end of April at 12 AM. (Nut optional.)

Mark: "Hey it's almost April."
Jamie: "So?"
Mark: "Asshole April."
Jamie: "What the hell is that?"
Mark: "Look it up."

by SkittleRainbow June 1, 2018

asshole mom

Best type of mother. Don't take any shit from anyone. The cool mom. Can be the friend and the parent simultaneously.

Jillian has an asshole mom but she's so awesome.

by LeighaJames October 11, 2017

Asshole Price

Increasing the price of something simply because the buyer is an asshole and you deserve to get more money for having to deal with them.

If this guy doesn't quit being a pest, I'm going to charge him the asshole price of $30 for the movie instead of the $10 I was going to ask.

by aytball November 28, 2011