apoxise

verb- to make an unwarrented guess based on no prior knowlege or expertise

philosiphers often apoxise to be able to engineer a theory on life when they have no other foundation to build on.

by G-Zeus October 26, 2009

apostrophise

the process of adding apostrophe's to words to shorten and combine them in order to fit in a text/tweet.

like so: th'whatever

normally: the whatever

the apostrophe reduces the character count by one.

i had to apostrophise th'tweet, it was faaar too long!

by silentasaQ January 26, 2010

Apophecy

Prophecy of the Apocalypse

The Apophecy, A Prophecy of the Apocalypse, a vision of the lifting of the veil over mans eyes, a disclosure of something hidden from the majority of mankind in an era dominated by falsehood and misconception and to bring about the eschatological final battle.

by Intune March 22, 2010

apocryphallic

Adjective describing people who falsely claim to have a large penis

Everybody though that Randy was apocryphallic... until he lost his trousers in the embarrasing incident with the pit bull terrier.

by spacejunkie959 June 5, 2010

apooleboner

descriptive noun; a wiener with some poo left around the edge of its tip after having anal sex.

jim: that was great anal sex
lady person: yea i know
jim: hey you told me you didn't eat, you lied! I have a total apooleboner right now.

by guy with an apooleboner always June 16, 2010

Apolo-J

a blow job given in an apologetic manner
or a blow job given as an apology

sorry i threw up on your rug...
let me give you an Apolo-J

sorry i ditched you last night
An Apolo-J will make it better

by GEH Ultimate July 19, 2010

Aporanpleges

What you get when apples and oranges hybrid.

Hey, Eric. Toss me one of those Aporanpleges. I'm hooooongray!

by Tia, Bitches. September 8, 2010