July 15

July 15th is a day you can watch porn with anyone you want.

P1: Hey, wanna watch porn?
P2: Gross! No!
P1: Did you forget it’s July 15th?
P2: Oh! I totally forgot. Okay then let’s go watch some porn.

by angleina July 15, 2020

The 15 Minute Rule

A rule used by school fuckboys explaining how you can leave a classroom if the teacher doesn't show up in 15 minutes. The rule is obviously untrue.

Fuckboy: Hey guys, have you heard of the 15 Minute Rule?
Everyone else: No.
Fuckboy: You know, if the teacher doesn't show up in 15 minutes we can leave the classroom.
*INCREDIBLY LOUD SIGHING*

by Oatmeal_h May 17, 2018

National rub my dick touch my pussy day april 15

Touch any boys penis or any girls vagina
Day april 15

You girl rub my dick it is national rub my dick touch my pussy day april 15

by Jamaican buddy April 14, 2019

Matthew 15:4

Jesus calls he pharisees hypocrites for not executing their disobedient children.

Ye hypocrites (Matthew 15:4)! You should kill your brats for not eating their pees!

by Guyoo December 8, 2007

AR-15

AR means armalite not assault rifle but who gives a fuck because if u give one to a kid with depression while hes at school we can all have a great time. Most are semi automatic but i guess u could make one full auto if u really wanted *cough* meet me at my house at 3 *cough* but most ppl dont have the money to fuck around with that. The media also likes to give this gun bad publisity , u know cuz ppl like to bring them to school and play the song "pumed up kicks" while mowing down kindergardeners. But really its just another gun that almost everyone has.

"OMG FREDDY BROUGHT HIS DADS AR-15 AND NOW HES KILLING EVERYONE."
"OMG FREDDY GOT KNOKED OUT AND HE DROPPED HIS GUN."
"OMG NOW JASON PICKED UP THE GUN AND NOW HES SHOOTING EVERYONE."
"OMG THIS SCHOOL IS FUCKED UP"

by DUDE_JUST_ STFU July 3, 2017

AR-15

Semiautomatic version of the M-16 used by the United States military, legal for civilian ownership in most states thereof. Uses the .223/5.56 NATO round. Like the M-16, it's accurate but not very reliable because of its direct gas impingement system.

My buddy got killed by home invaders because his AR-15 jammed. He should have bought an AK or FAL.

by epsilon minus January 18, 2004

november 15

its national say happy birthday to naynay day

heyyy everyone its national say happy birthday to nay nay day on November 15

by Tomboy wass here October 12, 2017