Before face

The face you make directly after intercourse when your partner leaves you unfulfilled sexually.

My face was the same before and after sex. Sucks to be before faced.

by Only2cm January 1, 2019

You're moms face

A legendary insult. If it was a pokemon card, people would give you 27346289764387$ for it. This amazing comeback is so amazing because it can be used in any situation. This comeback will kill your opponents sometimes because they want to die after hearing this extreme insult. So use it very carefully, and while you say it close your ears so you don't die as well.

You're moms face: A legendary insult. If it was a pokemon card, people would give you 27346289764387$ for it. This amazing comeback is so amazing because it can be used in any situation. This comeback will kill your opponents sometimes because they want to die after hearing this extreme insult. So use it very carefully, and while you say it close your ears so you don't die as well.
You: stop pushing me
Bully: you're useless and weak
You: well... well... uhhhh
Bully: don't have a comeback do you loser? Give me twenty dollars or else I'll beat you up.
You: no! I only have 25$ and I need to buy stuff at the store.
Bully: you're poor loser
You: uhhh... SO DOES YOUR MOM *while covering his ears for safety purposes of course*
Bully: * screaming, blood coming out of his ears*
You: *running away* haha loser
Bully: *dies*

by TrecherousTreche January 3, 2019

Jerk Face

The phrase you use when playing video games and your parents are in the other room.

OMG this Jerk Face just killed me.

by Alldr55678990 January 4, 2019

face hiroshima

When something is so stupid that you go back in time to punch the Hiroshima bomb with your face.

Ryan: Lying people are the most honest.
Sam: *Face Hiroshimas*
Ryan: ...WTF!!!!!????

by ZeusTheCoolest January 16, 2019

Pizza Face

When your so pimply you look like you've got a bunch of pepperoni pimples on your face.

Chris Pratt: Yo Chris did you see Chris's face?
Chris Hemsworth: I sure did! He's got a pizza face!
Chris Pines: Hey what are you guys talking about?
Chris Hemsworth: Oh nothing, Pizza face.

by Nadia Hoyte January 16, 2019

Hit face

Slapping or punching to the facials. Throat punch. Or slap.

Or something like an object hits your face. Just happened:(

Hit face that boy!

by Ruuurudyy33 June 12, 2018

Bush face

Is a face that has pubic hair left on it after slobbing on a big hairy PiPi

John went into that gay bar and came out with bush face

by Nunogonewild June 13, 2018