bitch ass

a compliment that can mean multiple things.
1. too cool for words
2. bad ass
3. freakin' sick
4. ghetto fabulous
5. damn sexy

Can be prounced by slurring(speeding up) the bitch and stressing the short "a" vowel so it sounds like beachaaaaaaaaaahs

1. Wow check our Sara's BITCH ASS shades, i gotta get me a pair of dem
2. That was one BITCH ASS move you just did on that board, i hope you didn't break your arm.
3. woahh! How do you do those BITCH ASS dance moves that's like amazing!
4. That hat is so BITCH ASS, i wish my lid was dat cool.
5. That bustier looks so BITCH ASS on that chick I would totally love to hook up with her.

by Melina um sexy! April 20, 2008

ass crack

A big, saggy, filthy, over all disgusting butt crack.

"Ew, look at that guy!"
"I don't want to, he has a big ass crack!"

by Natalie J Mac April 1, 2008

ass canal

The anus in addition to the terminal part of the large intestine.

OMG, Jose is so bad at video games! I think it's because he has a massive gondola maneuvering around his ass canal.

by Ass Doctor November 13, 2007

dirty ass

1)not to be actually dirty but used in a tense of being a stupid ass. instead of being a stupid ass yur being a dirty ass.

Girl#1: hey what u doin
Girl#2: nothin starin at the wall
Girl#3: oh u a dirty ass!!

by courtney143 February 10, 2008

ass and titties

something that can look, smell and overall appear bad

Damnnn girl, your breath smells like ass and titties.
Yo, your weave looks like ass and titties.

by MiSZ BABY PHAT May 3, 2007

[Ass-Pretzel]

1. One who accomplishes the feat of being an ass while simultaneously being a pretzel.
2. When a woman's buttocks looks like a pretzel after sexual intercourse.
3. A pretzel-shaped excrement protruding from one's anus.

"Are you seriously going to write a poem about Twilight? You're such an ass-pretzel."

"Damn gurl, you's gots some baaad ass-pretzel, bitch."

"My ass is bustin' out some ass-pretzels right now, bro!"

by K-Jam January 23, 2009

Ass Hands

When your hands both look and feel like ass. A bizarre peeling condition when the skin on your hands peels off and grow back and the process repeats itself.

I am embarassed by my ass hands, they make it difficult to touch other people.

by Buffdaddy26 March 21, 2009