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Poka dot waffle

The woman was so old she hada poka dot waffle.
by cj1x35 June 7, 2010
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Waffle

1. n. A lighter version of a pancake, but crisp and made with a waffle iron.
2. v. To fuck a girl doggy style through a waffle, when the male is finished with his business he releases his sperm onto the waffle and the female eats it as a tasty treat. Also known as waffling.
3. v. A term used to describe a very attractive female that needs a good waffle and cock in her pussy.
1. Let's make some waffles today dear.
2. My girlfriend and I are going to waffle when I get off work tonight!
3. I would waffle the shit out of her! She is definitely waffle worthy!
by Mcholypotato November 8, 2007
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twat waffle

Term of derision, along the lines of douche bag. Can be used when joking with friends as well. This word was in use in Bucks County, PA as early as 1990 by high school kids.
"Listen twat waffle, I'm gonna kick your teeth in." - unfriendly
"Yo twat waffle, come grab a beer." - friendly
by TommyG21 April 8, 2010
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twatt waffle

a vagina that excretes a syrup like substance and resembles a waffle
Barbra Walters, Hillary Clinton, Dick Chaney, Hitler, Chucky Cheese, Cher,are all twatt waffles
by Cuntmiester Flex May 4, 2009
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Rofl Waffle

When your having sex you take a crap on the girls chest and hit it with a tennis racket. Thus creating a waffle of rofl.
Jeremiah made an excellent rofl waffle on Esther's chest last night.
by RoflWaffleCrapper January 7, 2010
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waffle cake

a load of bullshit that someone may tell you about themselves or other people.
Friend:yo what did you do today?
Moe:yeh you wont believe what happend i got into this fat beef and then i found this gat next to me so i shot one of the guys.
Friend:Allow you and you waffle cake.
by gedi January 5, 2007
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waffle stomp

The act of pressing one's fecies through a slotted shower drain cover after douching one's anus in the shower in preparation for engaging in anal sex.
"Damn, man, you gotta get a removable shower drain cover. I just spent fifteen minutes waffle stomping my shit down the drain!"
by RobBobberts July 11, 2022
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