Don't Pat The Table

A general expression which when translated means "don't punch my testicles."

Tom, don't pat the table.

by Evetsmeat June 10, 2018

hands under the table

when you are jacking off in class and you want to hide your dick from the cute girls

dude, I had my hands under the table yesterday

by your_worst_nightmares June 13, 2019

touch the table

The act of performing a mundane, useless, or irrelevant task or action to appease to one or a few people, whose reason(s) for said task or action are just as mundane, useless, or irrelevant.

Person 1: You're invited to my party!
Person 2: Thanks, but I'm vegan. I'll only come if there's no meat-eaters there.
Person 1: Fuck that, I'm not about to touch the table for you!

by JayKayIsMyName April 23, 2019

Simps of the Round Table

Simps of the Round Table is a group of Simps that all are chasing the same women.

Not again! Their goes the Simps of the Round Table following Charli again.

by Pizza Time!!! January 15, 2020

Doing a tabby

Doing a tabby is when you are screaming at your friends that you are in outpost but you are actually in mining outpost.

Stop it, you are doing a tabby.

by Whereisoutpost April 7, 2020

Durham’s bedside table

There is a cum rag and lotion there

Durham’s bedside table has his cum rag

by John Garthy October 30, 2020

from the dining table

a song by harry styles written for user @ftdt98s on twitter

From the dining table was written for pau

by no soy pau January 5, 2021