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Systma

A teacher that will always give you a bad grade and can't ever write a paper that is good enough to meet her impossible standard. Also maybe slightly sexist but none the less enjoys a class average of 63% mainly most of the men in the class failing. A hungry fish preying in open waters on anyone and everyone.

No matter how many times you go to the writing center, it will never be good enough.
That bitch teacher gave me another D, what the fuck. She's a total Systma.
by trackxc5132 May 12, 2010
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system reset

The act of taking a poo in a household toilet
"Right guys, I'm off to go and have a system reset"
"You might not want to go in there for a while, I've just done a system reset"
"Phoah, it smells in there, have you just done a system reset in there? Afraid so."
by samuel_wade January 15, 2017
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System

Hey, have you heard of System?
What?
System of a Down!
by harrymason April 12, 2017
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system safadown

An furry mendigo that likes noice food
system safadown food
by Bostar July 22, 2017
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system of checks and balances

Refers to a totally-legal but still-somewhat-devious practice of writing personal checks for comparatively-minuscule bills --- like maybe just two or three bucks for a bag of fresh vegetables from a roadside farm-stand --- instead of paying them in cash, and then secretly hoping that the checks’ recipients will not want to bother going to the extra effort of cashing said “tiny” checks, and thus your bank-account’s “balance” will be unaffected by your purchases.
Practicing the “system of checks and balances” can have varying degrees of success, depending on various factors, such as how strapped your checks’ recipients are for cash, how accustomed they are to cashing/depositing checks, or how willing/able they are to accept checks, especially for such paltry amounts (here’s where paying with checks at an unattended “drop the money in the slot” or “place the money in the cup/jar” merchandise-stand can be a good idea, since there will be nobody there to balk at your paying with a check). Extra points if you “embellish” the checks with flowery praising messages about how wonderful the sellers’ merchandise/service is, since it may stroke the people’s ego so much that they will prefer to “frame it rather than cash it” (again, especially since the check is for such a small amount, and so its value might likely not mean all that much to the person’s overall budget) when deciding what to do with your checks.
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
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System of Record

An IT system which is the master system for the data that it owns and that is responsible for the full lifecycle of the data around it, and the processes around those data.
Customer Data is maintaining a big Database which is a System of Record.
by flyredeagle October 21, 2020
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A exploit that could be used to do something a company doesn't like but didn't impact system stability has been fixed.
"General System Stability Improvements"
-Nintendo after locking Custom Firmware users out of their consoles
by NerdyBoyo November 17, 2020
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