no-win situation

a situation where the parties hate a person regardless if they are happy or sad

Emo-haters are a definite example of a no-win situation. They hate when the artist is sad, and they hate when the artist is happy. Get over on hating on an artist who decides to sing about life's imperfections; if they sang about how happy they were, you'd hate that, too.

by Karen Stickney August 17, 2006

Grosvenor Metro Station (WMATA)

First above ground station on red line in Shady Grove bound station after downtown station. 50% of the trains terminate there during rush hour and turn around for empty trains.

A Grosvenor Metro Station (WMATA) is a train station. 50% of the trains from 7-9:30am and 3-7pm are out of service trains. The west flank Red Line version of Silver Spring.

by Dr. WMATA September 27, 2011

The perfect situation

A friendship where you can have regular sex with no strings attached.

Paul: Jay, are you seeing that bird then or what?

Jason: Fuck no! I've pulled off the perfect situation.

by Stré September 19, 2012

Dave Coulier Situation

When a homosexual, either male or female, wants to engage in a sexual act with a heterosexual that is not interested in such activities or behavior.

Male- "I had a Dave Coluier Situation last night with my buddy's roommate."

Female- "This girl was staring at me all night, it was a real Dave Coulier Situation."

by Hangin Outcast March 27, 2013

Awkward Boner Situation (ABS)

when you get a semi or a full on boner at the wrong time

AWKWARD BONER SITUATION (ABS) Example:-

Theme: A Couple sat on a bench

Person1 says: hey let's go for a walk
Person2 says: Oh crap, hold up
Person1 says: whats up?
Person2 says: My ABS just kicked in

by BigTyrone80 July 22, 2020

Station Cat

A person that has 2 modes, bouncing around for some of the time and then spending the rest of the time in bed. Prolonged sleeping is not uncommon and station cats going into near hibernation for periods of 24hrs. They also suffer from a severe phobia of menstruation and the slightest mention of a tampon can send the station cat into a state of sheer panic. They also have a tendancy to get their penis out at the sight of a female cat as they believe that this is the best way to mate with a female. However this is not to their advantage considering most station cats have the misfortune of having small members and oversized testes. Station cats are rare to find but if you stumble across one then you are sure not to forget them.

to be hyperactive one minute and the next be almost in a deep sleep akin to a coma the next you are known to be a station cat
to have testes that are oversized and a small member and use this as a chat up line to females you are known to be a station cat

by Tim Weston October 13, 2006

ham station

something one visits when they need, or enjoy copius amounts of Ham.

Hey dingle, wanna come to the Ham Station with me?
Lets go all get HAMMED!
Its HAM time!
Where is all the Ham?
I really do enjoy getting Hammed.

by Blandy July 11, 2006