Singleocity

Singleocity-noun- The act(and belief) of being single for as long as you wish because you believe you are just fine on your own.

Jack- Hey Jill, I really like you and you're really cute.. would you like to be my gilrfriend?

Jill-Sorry, Jack. You're a swell guy and all, but I believe in Singleocity!

Jack-Singleocity? What's that?

Jill-Singleocity.. hm.. Well, I believe that I can do just fine without a boyfriend,but dates and flirting are fine! and I don't like committing to relationships and all that jazz because they're just so much hassle!

by JessicaAlysun October 1, 2008

singleize

to break up with someone and then be single

i just singleized myself!!

by oh em geeze November 7, 2009

Single Lag

After considering yourself back on the market after a breakup and realizing that everyone you know that WAS single, is now in a commited relationship, except you.

Scott: "Yeah man, I've been off the market for five weeks and now all of the interested girls are taken."
Brent: "Wow. Major case of single lag."

by Terpsichore February 18, 2010

Single Suspenders

When a woman's g-string is showing from both sides of her pants, usually very high, giving the appearence of suspenders. These showcase her availability and wanting.

Chelsea was looking good with her single suspenders, Brian knew he had a chance.

by Fromagnum June 20, 2010

single cheek it

a more civil synonym for half assing something

student A: man i can't believe we have to write an entire essay on osmosis through the epidermis by tommorow.

student B: just single cheek it.

by the-P.I.C November 11, 2010

Single Polygamy

(n) A man who is marries several women at once.

His family practice single polygamy in every marriage.

by hornyZebra April 27, 2011

Singer's Disease

The pseudo-diagnosis of choice among certain physicians of Riddle Memorial Hospital's Emergency Room. This condition, only seen in adolescent, musically-inclined females, is characterized by chest pain, heart palpitations and shortness of breath. However, these symptoms are only present in singers, as only they are self-aware enough to recognize them.

So I just got back from the hospital... They say it's Singer's Disease.

by DrToolBag November 21, 2011