Pink Sheet

When you grab your scrotom, and stretch it over someone's forehead.

Boy:Bitch! I'mma give you a pink sheet!
Girl:Okay, just don't get anything in my hair.

by Wolven24 May 14, 2011

DIRTY STRIPED SHEETS

To be so plastered drunk that one is unable to or forgets to wipe their own ass following a shit upon getting home from a night of drinking. Then, as you roll and otherwise restlessly move during the night in your bed, you leave streaks of shit in the pattern of stripes on your solid colored sheets.

Are those brown and white stripes on your sheets? No. Those are Dirty Striped Sheets. Enough said.

by SPORTIN' WOOD July 7, 2008

Shela

Ur hot girlfriend's ugly friend or (friends). Or a group of uglys

Nah man the party was lame. My girl brought shela, brought her shela. It was a shela fest

by Dc8 October 9, 2019

Blackberry Bomb Shelter

The place a man should go when his woman is nearing her bad time with her blackberries.

1. My wife is acting like a total bitch time for me to head to the Blackberry Bomb Shelter.
2. My husband is acting like a total jackass he better go hide out in his Blackberry Bomb Shelter.

by Dr. Debutante January 13, 2008

shalt

Shalt is the material found on a man's taint. It is said to taste like a cross between shit and salt, thus "shalt". The adjective form is "shalty".

Ole girl was gnawing on my taint and got a good dose of my shalt.

by bohits January 28, 2004

skeet sheet

a piece of paper towel used to clean up your mess after punching clown.

My skeet sheet is stuck to the lamp shade

by Andrew Stump January 10, 2006

Shelton

The hood of Stoke On Trent full of student cunts now!!!
But also full of the asians of s-o-t e.g the gangsters of stoke

The place to come if u want to pick up weed in stoke

If your an outsider don't run ur mouth here or u will get jumped!!!

Located near Hanley and Festival park and etruria (who reckon they all black and gangsters)

Stoke Chav:oi paki scum u wanna get stabbed
Sheltoner:im from shelton mate!
Stoke Chav:(bricking himself) im sorry plz dont stab me, here u go ave my clothes and my wallet and my phone
Sheltoner: Sound, next time u'll be ded

by BADMANs-o-t February 14, 2008