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Turned into a grilling rod

Being in a harsh rear-end collision while driving a VW Beetle (or any other rear-engine car with no airbags) and having the steering column skewer the driver. The air-cooled engine catches fire, essentially turning the driver into a grilling rod on top of a campfire.
Do you think I should buy an old Beetle?

Definitely not! One crash with a F-150 and you'll be turned into a grilling rod.
by BigFatNerdYT June 10, 2023
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doing a rod

man rod is doing a rod again,
by noddingrod July 1, 2016
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Cherried rod

When a desperate male, wakes up with his dick raw, bleeding and rapidly on its way to infection cuz he stuck it in the first east county swamp donkey he got to come home with him.
Damn kristen! Take me to the hospital! I think your rotting pussy made my dick have Cherried rod!!!
by All Laced Up* September 26, 2021
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Hot rod

When you burn your dick with a blow torch and insert it into woman’s ham wallet
Yo Jake I just put my hot rod in some girls Bitch wrinkle
by Bigtityfart April 10, 2025
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Moon Rod

A frozen turd rapped in foil.
Those moon rods Johnny has are awesome.
by Diamond Dick Dave December 12, 2017
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A-Rod

In a team golf match, when a player makes a meaningless long putt after the hole has already been decided. Like Alex Rodriguez padding his stats by hitting an 8th inning home run when his team is down 10-2.
What, no love after I sunk that 12-footer?
Thats an A-Rod, good for nothing
by Hondo99 December 11, 2023
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Daytona curtain rod

It’s where you shit in a condom tie the end in a knot and you have intercourse with the woman you’re with
Hey this nasty freak wanted me to give her a Daytona curtain rod last night
by Jtaylor85 March 7, 2021
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