piss hard-on 

n. also piss hard; an erection induced by a need to empty the bladder upon awakening, with flaccidity returning as the bladder is drained. Wanking a piss hard-on produces no pleasure.

Tyrone awoke with a tentpole erection, but realized his piss hard was simply a need to relieve himself and not penetrate Brie Ann again.

piss hard-on by Richard Black May 8, 2005

Piss Fascist 

A derogatory term for someone who must have everyone agree with their opinion at all times. Or otherwise has to constantly state their opinions on issues in inappropriate contexts.

The breakdown is:
"Piss" refers to their opinion. It is piss-like because it is unwelcome. They are making you metaphorically 'drink their piss' by not leaving you alone.

'Fascist' refers to their mandatory grip on your perceptions. They must subject you to their piss, no matter what you would prefer. It is the piss fascist's nature.

<soapboxes for 20 minutes about fluoride toxicity>
"Don't be a Piss Fascist, we're just trying to hang out."

Or for those who "take it back":
"I'm a Piss Fascist and proud. If you're hanging out with me, you have to get on my level. I'll swim in your opinion piss if you swim in mine."

Piss Fascist by SRSLY WRONG February 3, 2015

piss belly 

An unusual and unattractive excessive projection of a female's lower abdomen. Most common in females over forty years of age. Stomach area above the Piss Belly generally remains relatively unaffected.

"Look at the piss belly on her"

piss belly by PopeMichael July 21, 2009

Piss Baby 

A grown adult that enjoys getting pissed on by others. Just bringing up the word piss, pee, urine, number 1 is dangerous around a piss baby. They will get very excited and request that you piss all over them. When you dont they start acting like a lil bitch.

Can be sexual or none sexual for the piss baby. The only important fact is they love piss, and they love very warm freshly pissed piss all over their clothed or naked body.

Bro…. I turned the corner and Michal Was pissing all over Jakobs face…. Jakob had his mouth open, tongue stuck out, and was shaking his face side to side while screaming “YAAAAAASSSSSSSSS”…

Damn bro…. Jakob is such a fucking Piss Baby.

Piss Baby by Bonnie Wrong January 20, 2022

piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining

Disbelieving response to an attempt to mislead, equivalent to: "pull the wool over my eyes"

You tell me that you've worked as an airline pilot and a surgeon, too? Go on ... you'd piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining.

piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining by ursamel July 24, 2007

piss fan 

Pulling your foreskin tight and pissing causing a fanning effect.

The golden sun was beautiful as it shined through my piss fan early in the morning.

My new girlfriend said I gave the best golden shower because I used the piss fan technique !

piss fan by Thomas broadway May 10, 2015

piss pound 

Total vaginal annihilation caused by the inability to handle unusually large male sex organs.

Back in the day, JB used to piss pound U of I ladies on a regular basis.

piss pound by JD May 10, 2004