While performing anal sex on a girl, stick a quarter into her vagina. Then yell, "This damn machine stole my quarter!" and shake her as violently as possible. Then pull out and hold her there till she takes a crap.
What's that rusty looking quarter doing on that brown spot on your floor? Oh I gave your sister a Broken Pop Machine here yesterday.
by Pat Dailey August 29, 2007
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Wow, she's amazing, what's her secret? Mathildahood.
Mathildahood is the best time of your life!
What are you celebrating? Mathildahood.
Mathildahood is the best time of your life!
What are you celebrating? Mathildahood.
by chatnoir87 November 10, 2012
Get the Mathildahood mug.When a person is in the gym doing only bicep curls and calf raises, he is "Mathisoning". Other behaviors that can be interchanged with this verb include: yelling at a pizza man shirtless, struggling to interact with "bitch ass hoes" or punching a brick-wall after a missed jump-shot.
Example no. 1 =
Guy #1 - "One... two.. four... thirty six..."
Guy #2 - "What the fuck are you doing man? Quit Mathisoning and stop with the bicep curls. Go squat or something"
Example no. 2 =
Howard - "Dude what is that guy doing? That girl just slapped him across the face?" *points at a guy 30 feet away*
Johnny - "I don't know.. I guess the only way to describe it would be to say that he is Mathisoning.. I mean that bitch ass hoe really didn't want his tube-sock in her mouth"
Guy #1 - "One... two.. four... thirty six..."
Guy #2 - "What the fuck are you doing man? Quit Mathisoning and stop with the bicep curls. Go squat or something"
Example no. 2 =
Howard - "Dude what is that guy doing? That girl just slapped him across the face?" *points at a guy 30 feet away*
Johnny - "I don't know.. I guess the only way to describe it would be to say that he is Mathisoning.. I mean that bitch ass hoe really didn't want his tube-sock in her mouth"
by Doctor T98 September 6, 2013
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The belief/idea that mathematics is a mind control device that leaves us brain dead.
Stay far away from these heretics.
Stay far away from these heretics.
by HereticalFuckboi January 25, 2018
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