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Marcus Ly

The most perfect man in existence, god's one and true creation of perfection (5'5"). Women don't see his beauty but the boys will always. A certain Top G who loves Volleyball and is amazing at it when he is not choking on dick or screaming like a girl.
"look its Marcus Ly"
"he's so daddy material"
"he could spank my ass all-day"
"did u hear that high-pitched scream, probably Marcus."
"can u see Marcus?
"look down"
by urmum101101101101 November 23, 2022
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Markus Khalifa Day

The day that the underrated artist "Markus Khalifa" (March 29) was born.
It's March 29! Happy Markus Khalifa Day!!!
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Marcus

Tighter then molecules holding the universe together
"She was more Marcus then his wallet"
"1 ugger dugger 2 ugger dugger yep thats as Marcus as its going to get"
by Facts or not its true December 19, 2022
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Marcuse

A very lovable outgoing person. He’s everything anyone could ask for, he’s more than just a person he’s a person that can cheer you up without trying. Marcuse has a funny and entertaining personality. He seems to always care for others.. I love Marcuse I feel that you would love a Marcuse too! Not to mention he’s hot
Hey did you see Marcuse. Just seeing him made me happy tbh.
by Romie4U December 25, 2022
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Marcuse

Marcuse is a thoughtful outgoing person. He deserves so much. Marcuse is a top tier person. He has an very unique sense of humor, but still can go along with others humor. He has lots of enthusiasm and not to mention he’s hot. Like Top tier hot like next top model hot like just really hot. Mb mb but yeah
Y’all needa come get y’all one of these!!! It’s a marcuse
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Marcus bowness

A man with Rizz, tall af, and kinda cute
Me: Yo how you doing bbg
My grandma: Wow🥵 You remind me of marcus bowness
by Big fella 97 December 30, 2022
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Markus

A creature compared to god but in reality is atleast a trillion times stronger, smarter, hotter, sexier and more confident. Till now there was nothing more beautiful and handsome then a god untill i met Markus. Markus was way more then a god he was like multiple gods in one but just one on the same time. Chinas gaming skills cant even be compared to Markus this guy is like an santient AI but then 100000 times more calculated. For now its the worlds duty to make Markus our new religion and ruler of this world as we are nothing compared to him. This more then a god creature has the ability to attract every single female in a 100km radius if he farts.

For his daily routine a Markus will always start the day with a fresh milf. This will usualy take around 4 hours of straigt up drilling for this man to finaly release his royal seeds. These seeds wil then be used to power his breakfast added with some regular cereal. This will make a massive protein bomb consisting of 2kg protein for breakfast. In the afternoon he goos for round 2 it is important to know after each love making sessions the girl has to be replaced becouse she would normaly die from the love making. Its however fine for the women as she would get a livetime of orgasms during the ordeal.

Abilities

Can transform his cock into any shape and size.
Can attract any female in a 100km radius
Can make any male a betamale on command.
can outgame even faker.
I wish i was Markus yet im ugly and have 0 bitches
by somethingweqoitjwtqigwe December 31, 2022
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