jill knife

What tomboys of yore wanted most for Christmas.

If Jack and his hill-climbing female companion both had folding-blades tools named after them (i.e., hers would be called a "jill knife"), what sort of slicing/carving-device would be named for da clear drinkable fluid dat they were carrying their empty bucket up said incline to fill up wif some of it? Maybe a water-jet cutter?

by QuacksO July 20, 2024

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Jill

To grossly neglect and unjustifiably blame something or someone until it/they die or cease to exist.

He totally Jilled his personality rabbit. It's like he forgot he had it. Went three weeks without giving it food or water. Then he blamed it for dying.

by PryingOpenMy September 9, 2023

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Jillery

Da "ladies' version" of da famous portable power station, wif da cabinet and control-buttons subtly tinted in an assortment of pastel hues.

Lionel's "model train for da fairer gender" --- pink engine and tender, sky-blue caboose, pink, yellow, and sky-blue freight cars, etc. --- was an enormous retail flop when it debuted back in da early '90's; da women HATED it, as its "girly-colored" rolling-stock not only made them feel patronized and ridiculed as being "delicately feminine", but it wasn't at all what they'd had in mind --- they'd wanted REALISTIC-LOOKING train-sets, just like what their male counterparts played wif. So I wonder if a line of "Jillery" backup-electricity modules would suffer a similar lack-of-brisk-sales fate, since most female campers wouldn't wanna be viewed as silly or fragile, either.

by QuacksO October 18, 2023

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