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Gooey Goggles

When a guy fucks a girl in the ass, pulls out at the moment of climax, calls his partners name and when she turns around he busts nut right in her eyes. The object is to temporarily blind your partner for long enough so that you can ditch the scene and avoid post intercourse cuddling.
Peter gave Jane some Gooey Goggles so that she could not see his swift departure after sex.
by koboldakawillywonkanuts December 28, 2007
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arabian sand storm with goggles

When a male places his balls in someone's eyes,(much like an egg crate) and then farts in their mouth.
"Look, Alan's passed out, I'm gonna give that cougar tooth an Arabian sand storm with goggles."
by Lazer Hipnatico February 10, 2007
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Do Me a Google

Coined by Danielle Dunne in the Spring of 2010, "Do Me a Google" is a text message in which you ask someone who has internet access to look up something on Google. The term was invented in order to shorten the amount of characters needed to ask such a question.
Hey, could you do me a google on Wilco?
by In denuyl October 13, 2010
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Google Chrome

A really fast and cool browser that beats Firefox on my 8 year old laptop. My most favourite feature is that I could type in the name of a site in the address bar (a site that I've never visited) and a list would pop down with the site's URL in there. Also the UI takes up very little space.
by jordanwb October 29, 2008
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Norwegian Goggles

An act of shame committed upon a passed out person, where the perpetrator places his hairy naked scrotum upon the closed eyes of the victim. This must be performed while facing the victim's feet, so that the penis will naturally fall upon their nose in a manner resembling the noseguard of traditional viking helmets.

syn: Roman Warrior
"I know Ben threatened to teabag me if I fell asleep drunk last night, but I had no idea that he would go for the full Norwegian Goggles!"
by Soog McGuire August 16, 2007
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cod4 goggles

To have a Call of Duty feeling in real life.

(WARNING:Do not act on thess feelings or could result in the death of friends, family, or just some innocent bystandard.)
Oh my god, those people across the field don't have names above their heads. Must...KILL...
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by xXGODLESSNESSXx May 19, 2008
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Google-itis

An individual who cannot help but use Google searches to come up with all the answers to every unanswered question. They also use Google to validate any statement they make. They act as a know-it-all with the support of Google. These individuals automatically supply answers when any question arises. Thinking they are being helpful, they email or text you the answers until you simply want to die.
Liz has a bad case of Google-itis. When lightning struck the plane, Liz could hardly wait to land so she could Google the frequency of lightning strikes on passenger aircraft.
by ammorningstar April 21, 2009
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