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FederalLick

Where the FBI lick your ass crack up and down while laughing.
Wtf! That FederalLick feels exactly the same as a gay man licking my ass crack
by FBI's Most Unproffessional September 27, 2025
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Federal Ass Whooping

noun

A severe, crushing punishment, defeat, or set of consequences—typically one delivered or enforced by federal authorities, U.S. government agencies (such as the FBI, IRS, DOJ, or ICE), patriotic citizens, national law enforcement, or the full weight of the federal system—implying repercussions that are far more serious, inescapable, and overwhelming than ordinary or local retribution.

The phrase frequently appears in FAFO (“Fuck Around and Find Out”) scenarios, where individuals or groups provoke or challenge federal power and subsequently “find out” through aggressive legal, investigative, or physical enforcement actions.

The term blends the vulgar idiom “ass whooping” (a thorough beating, literal or figurative) with “federal” to underscore the immense resources, authority, and inescapability of national government intervention, often invoked as a warning in political, protest, or defiance-related contexts.
“That Antifa guy spat on a federal agent and caught a federal ass whooping he earned—classic FAFO moment.”

“Cross those lines from those Americans and you’ll catch a federal ass whooping from the them—pure FAFO.”
by Va Jay Jay Sinz January 10, 2026
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gamma fodder

A large number of workers employed for work in ionizing radiation, because they will be burned out.
We'll need a lot of gamma fodder to clean up that radioactive spill.
by Ron Davis July 21, 2003
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pod fodder

An album that isn't worth hanging onto in its bulky physical form (cd, tape, album), but it's worth loading into your iPod (in its entirety, or selected songs) and keeping electronically.
After going through my old CD collection, there were some CDs I decided to keep, but some were just pod fodder: I downloaded the stuff I wanted to keep, then sold the disks as used.
by JonInBoston December 9, 2008
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Wallet Fodder

A slang term for green, folding money, feddy etc. Can also extend to other things in a person's wallet, including but not limited to driver's license, credit card and pictures of friends and relatives.
Yo, bro, that ho took my wallet fodder. Now I ain't got no feddy and can't get no more. Can you lend me fiddy bucks?
by zekepliskin December 8, 2009
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can fodder

reading material only ever likely to be consumed in the toilet
Don't throw that magazine away yet. Put it as can fodder in the bog.
by Mivoat December 16, 2010
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