One who is in tune with his masturbatory needs and indeed has a ritualistic approach to his self service.
Milking his meat, stroking his pole, slapping his sausage - has become something more, something to be respected, something to be admired, looked upon in amazement and wonder.
He has truly become an artist in his chosen field, endlessly pursuing The Perfect Fap.
Milking his meat, stroking his pole, slapping his sausage - has become something more, something to be respected, something to be admired, looked upon in amazement and wonder.
He has truly become an artist in his chosen field, endlessly pursuing The Perfect Fap.
John: "It's already 5:45pm, we're going to be late for the movie, can you call your brother again?
Matt: "It's useless, he'll be at least another 10 minutes. You can't rush a Fap Artist, John, they work on their own time, in their own world. Let's go get good seats and he'll meet us there."
John: "You guys are weird. Lets go."
Matt: "It's useless, he'll be at least another 10 minutes. You can't rush a Fap Artist, John, they work on their own time, in their own world. Let's go get good seats and he'll meet us there."
John: "You guys are weird. Lets go."
by BecauseImFappy November 30, 2015
When you make a big donation on a sex livestream and then you get a rap song as your special surprise and the woman squirts her biggest piss fuck when the man giving away the song makes his fucking gambling joke.
by EddieBrock5 October 06, 2023
Leftover "stuff" from you fapping. You don't clean and it eventually dries up onto the floor/bed/whatever.
by Retard_Ryan March 09, 2023
by Chickenjockey123 May 03, 2025
A porn game in which you rub your dick in time with on screen prompts while various porn plays. If you cum you lose.
by attarax March 28, 2022
That croft fap fif fAM
by Yeehahahaha October 30, 2018
by No Cure for Stupid People January 25, 2023