Eggshell Skirt

A man usually middle aged with a severely receded hair line leaving only the hair on the side of his head therefor resembling a skirt around is head.

One day you've got a great future a great job and a lush head of hair next thing you know your 46 single living in your parents basement heating up a hot pocket for breakfast with an eggshell skirt.

by Big Willy from Philly August 23, 2007

eggshell fine

1. Feeling whole, but fragile; when your self-esteem is at a peak yet a single word can break you
2. When a pale person is lookin' particularly good

1. I stunted tonight, but I was feeling eggshell fine
2. Ooh, he eggshell fine!

by Yoda Pez November 3, 2014

Eggsonfire

"eggs on fire" an egg that is toasty hot with tiny flames or one that is 100% smokin. or it is someone with balls that get hot when aroused.

Property of Steev and Robz
evidence many random websites

1.I can get eggs on fire *wink*
2.There is no 2

by Steev & Robz November 15, 2004

eggsofulpop

The act of being slapped so hard with a dildo that a red penis shape forms on ones body

While this guy was having sex with his girlfriend things got out of control and his grilfriend eggsofulpoped him in the head

by Pip E. Burn April 4, 2005

eggsargate

Egg Sar Gate.

To push an egg in a desired bodily orifice and then proceed to fuck it until it cracks. I don't know why, but this is Eggsargating.

"Dude, I tried eggsargating last night and it made the hugest mess ever! I think I gave her salmonella!"
"What the hell is eggsargate?"

by Jamie+Alan May 9, 2006

eggslax

The sudden, involuntary, rapid emptying of one's bowels after eating too many eggs.

<egg eater> I'm about to bingo stamp my underwear in a very big way if I don't find a restroom.
<meat eater> Was it something you ate?
<grain eater> He's got a bad case of eggslax!

by Mark Shackelford May 31, 2007

eggscrackily

Derived from the word "exactly." Used to agree or confirm a previous statement made by another when the weather is particularly cold outside (specifically to the point of ice or snow).

Guy 1: "Damn dude, so this is where all this slippery ice forms?"

Guy 2: "Eggscrackily."

by OriginalSince1993 October 20, 2009