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the left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing

You know the expression "the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing"? Meaning, usually, two arms of a larger entity (two departments of a major corporation, for example) aren't communicating well.

"The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing" means that things are so completely fucked up that they don't even know what they themselves are doing.
I can't get my healthcare provider to acknowledge that I've already paid them using the debit card issued by the very same healthcare provider. The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing.
by smartwatermelon September 14, 2010
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bamboo man does not erect oneself

The word got its origin from from a chinese quote that meant something along the line of "Dissing others does not help oneself". When I tried to translated it into English literally, it turned out to be something pretty hilarious.
bamboo man does not erect oneself, so stop being a bad boy and make fun of your fellow classmates.
by artanis September 20, 2003
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doesn't cut any ice

1. Doesn't matter
2. Doesn't make any difference
3. All good
Person 1: Sorry I smoked all your weed.
Person 2: You had a rough day, I understand. It doesn't cut any ice with me bro.
by JammA September 27, 2012
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doepel

To have a blissful moment or a moment where you are dreaming off a better world or Imagining a fantasy and it is a better alternative then the real world.
a moment where you are happy and before you are back to reality..."a girl was dreaming of her prince charming"

when something seems real and blissful and better then the real world. This is a doepel moment
by Gracen and Mona December 1, 2009
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doey deer

a buck with no antlers, aka a hot guy with no balls
so i let this guy get me wasted last night and he didnt even try to fuck me...what a doey deer
by jonnydeepp January 5, 2011
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Doellta

Some beautiful korean who has the sweetest voice you've ever heard. She's amazing in every way possible<33
Damn, that girl's perfect. She must be named Doellta.
by LOLcats843 August 16, 2011
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does he look bigger to you guys? he's bigger, right?

When you see your boyfriend come back from a 2-year space mission with his mom and a weird space dog and he looks like he's chiseled by the gods.
"Does he look bigger to you guys? He's bigger, right? Keith's bigger?"
by ERM97 June 25, 2018
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