doinkle

Noun:
Used to describe the male member, aka "penis"

Currently thought to be coined on a game board after "HybridX101" (me) became fed up with a users complex name and simply called him "shpadoinkleboy"

afterwards "doinkle" had been used to describe an unknown part of the body until "ekykens" another poster and part-time rival of "Hybrid" drew the first doinkle looking oddly like a penis, thus the "Doinkle" was reborn.

"I'll cut off your doinkle and put it on my wall!"
-Ekykens

by HybridX101 August 24, 2005

doing a maddie

the situation you are in when your period leaks all over your chair

'ive just leaked all over my chair! im doing a maddie !'

by 99999999999999999999999999marr January 7, 2010

Doink

Whenever an American football Bounces off anything in a unexpected or unintended manner

The kick doinked off the goalpost

by Planks January 7, 2019

doing homework

code for smoking pot

: "where were you 3rd period?"
: "i was doing homework with sam."

by xschfiftehfive December 1, 2006

doing math

Using the excuse "Doing geometry homework" to hook up with your girlfriend.

"Hey baby, I'll be tangent to those curves!"
"Somebody's been doing math!"

by AngelBelle June 20, 2006

Doings

It's a term used by lads to greet others. Usually used by people who bex in Melbourne.

For example:
Lad 1 - doings lad
Lad 2 - Just garn for a bex lad

doings lad how was your day g?

by Doings June 10, 2018

doinky

adj. unfit for, weird, out-of-place, innapropriate, silly

Wearing a suitcoat with a plaid shirt looks doinky.

by Nimbus June 1, 2004