dad rock

Dad rock is defined as the genre of music that is listened to uniquely by fathers, not grandfathers or children or mothers (though mothers may have adapted survival strategies to tolerate or ignore dad rock music). To be a dad rocker, you must own albums by all of the following three defining bands of the dad rock genre: Tom Petty and the Heart Breakers, Phill Collins, and Sting. Dad rock is most commonly heard blasting out of cameros, el caminos, vans, and large trucks on cassette or from the home on vinyl or, occassionaly, compact disc.

The triangle of dad rock power consists of Phill Collins and Sting making up the base corners with Tom Petty at the apex. Within the triangle, you can expect to find other artists, though we hestitate to define them here.

by Josh Ramaris September 28, 2005

dad-hater

one that thinks his dad will never give chance to him/her to suceed in family business for reason that his/her dad thinks he/she is a green horn even though he/she is more capable.

The family business is going down the brink caused by the constant disagreement between the self-made man and his dad-hater son.

by Arnold P. Sierra July 12, 2003

Dad Trade

A calculated bet or series of bets with price determination and risk/reward fully contingent upon Event X occurring. It successfully occurs, but all positions remain in the red.

It is commonly witnessed when listening to a friend's dad talking about his investment rationale for making certain risky trades. His reasoning is always foolproof but the results are inevitably unfavorable.

A preventable Dad Trade in the making

Industry professional: Mr. Chen, I strongly urge you to hedge against your positions in Brazilian ethanol companies with some short currency futures and some put options on the underlying stock.

Mr. Chen: Don't presume to teach me about equities sonny; I have more years of investment experience than you have in years lived. If Obama gets elected, he will subsidize corn, and ethanol production profitability will skyrocket.

by pitbear August 13, 2010

dad fingers

The large, meaty fingers of a dad. These are obtained through various dad activities, such as; tightening screws, opening jars, and pleasing the mother

-He was so big, he could have pinned me down with just his dad fingers!

-Oh Carol, you wouldnt believe the dad fingers on my new boy toy!

by flockOFpotatoes March 1, 2015

dad dump

A dump so strong that it creates a physical barrier at the edge of the realm in which it was created.

Fobert: Yo I've gotta get in and use the bathroom

BZ: Dude, I just took a dad dump. It's gonna be at least an hour until anyone can get in there.

by FuckTard45 February 4, 2017

Dad year

A dad year is the same as being gone until you want to come back. For example if the one you left wins a bunch of money. Or if u come back to someone and you didn't count all the years u were gone

I'm going away for a dad year
I was just gone for a dad year

by Fireboy44 October 29, 2019

Dad where is my anus

It was the funniest video in vine so the kid say that when they do that to the dad on playground

An example:

Dad: there is Uranus right there you see it you see it
Kid: dad where is my anus

by Ali-angelo_YT February 17, 2020