Crotch Crickets

Bugs in your underwear
crabs

Man, I got me some serious crotch crickets after I hung with that chick.

by Rab Dog July 27, 2004

sadie rotten crotch

Term used to describe the state of crotch chafing. Abrasions on thighs and groin caused by sand from a beach, rough clothing material, and fat legs on a long walk. Not unlike sand in the vagina or grit-nuts and sandpaper crack.

Dude, I've got the worse case of sadie rotten crotch, I'm walkin' like I just got off of cross country horse-back ride.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

dumpster crotch

a) Smelly female genitalia that can be compared to the aroma of a grocery store dumpster on a hot august day.

b) The owner of the smelly genitalia.

a) wow, that dirty skank has got some ripe dumpster crotch goin' on.

b) That bitch is one gruesome dumpster crotch.

by big steel momma January 26, 2006

crotch

A verb meaning to force mid section in the general direction of someone's face. Commonly happens in awkward public transit situations where one is standing and someone else is seated near to them.

While riding a bus to the restaurant, I had a young man's midsection thrust into my face. I had been decidedly crotched.

by natalie Sept September 10, 2007

crotch funk

What you get when you combine leather pants, sweat and no showering.

After a night of clubbing in my orange leather pants, I have some serious crotch funk problems.

by funky pants boi March 18, 2003

crotch stuffer

to stuff things down your pants to make your penis look larger.

martin is a crotch stuffer

by gareth robson June 24, 2005

Cowboy Crotch

the inner thighs of a person's legs are so sensitive to touch that in order to avoid pain, a person must walk bowlegged like a cowboy

I just walked seven miles and I have a serious case of cowboy crotch.

by ALS52 August 22, 2008