carpe diem

Carpe Diem is Latin for "Sieze the Day." carpe, seize + diem, day

trusting little in tomorrow.
Make each moment count. Live each day as if it were your last.

Every day opportunities await us and we must decide whether to take the chance or play it safe.

by carpe diem March 27, 2004

magic carpet ride

The act of studying all night in college using adderall, not sleeping that following day and going out to drink later on that night. You're physically exhausted but your mind is entirely active. Party that night and experience the magic carpet ride.

"Finals were crazy but at least I got a magic carpet ride out of it"

by R 2.0 March 1, 2008

carpet cleaner

doing a girl doggystyle... hold her arms behind her back and pick up her hips so only her face is on the floor. start pushing her around like a vacuum

she shur is one helluva good carpet cleaner

by brian December 22, 2003

carpe pudendem

'Seize the dick.'
Something worn on a t-shirt at Catholic school; if asked, "Dude, shake my hand." Otherwise an open invitation.

"Carpe pudendem."
"Don't ever, ever use that in a sentence, ever again. Here, hold this."

by 3ric September 7, 2008

Carpet-Wall

Wallpaper which has texture like carpet.

'Dude, I'm so fuckin wasted you've got, like, carpet for walls, like, Carpet-Wall Mutha fucker.

by Eagle Von Ceasel April 30, 2008

Cape Cod Gillotine

When you fuck a chick in the ass (preferebly a butterface or an ugly chick? and then cut off her head to hide the evidence...excellent if you dont want anyone to know you fucked an ugly

Fred- "ah man i saw this chick at the bar and she had a kick ass body but i later found she was a butterface so i pulled a cape cod gillotine and nobody knew"

Frank-"wow dude i never woulda known if you didnt tell me just now"

by LynchAn1gga August 6, 2009

Capello

A system of football management that whilst playing in the 21st century, insists on a line-up from the 1980's

No worries guys, we have a capello line-up, we will only loose by 3 goals....and the upside....I still get paid no matter the result....(see bankers bonuses)

by Vic Wintergreen June 30, 2010